By Anonymous - 11/8/2021 22:01

Stinky neighborhood

Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley: a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML
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By  Marcella1016  |  31

NO of course not. Don’t be ridiculous.

Sunned milk is just another way of describing different flavors of milk. It’s like the milk equivalent to tanning. If it sunned properly over time, you get chocolate milk. If it had a reaction and stayed in the sun too long, you get pink strawberry milk. If it didn’t use real sun and went to a salon, it turns yellowy orange and you get banana milk. Leave skim milk in the sun too long and you get skim cancer. That’s what OP is smelling.

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  Marcella1016  |  31

NO of course not. Don’t be ridiculous.

Sunned milk is just another way of describing different flavors of milk. It’s like the milk equivalent to tanning. If it sunned properly over time, you get chocolate milk. If it had a reaction and stayed in the sun too long, you get pink strawberry milk. If it didn’t use real sun and went to a salon, it turns yellowy orange and you get banana milk. Leave skim milk in the sun too long and you get skim cancer. That’s what OP is smelling.

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  RichardPencil  |  30

Haha, very clever, but you gotta get up pretty early in the morning to fool RichardPencil.

I happen to know for a fact that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Nice try.