Stinky neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 22:01

Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley; a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML
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Marcella1016 31

NO of course not. Don’t be ridiculous. Sunned milk is just another way of describing different flavors of milk. It’s like the milk equivalent to tanning. If it sunned properly over time, you get chocolate milk. If it had a reaction and stayed in the sun too long, you get pink strawberry milk. If it didn’t use real sun and went to a salon, it turns yellowy orange and you get banana milk. Leave skim milk in the sun too long and you get skim cancer. That’s what OP is smelling.

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RichardPencil 30

Haha, very clever, but you gotta get up pretty early in the morning to fool RichardPencil. I happen to know for a fact that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Nice try.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunned milk? Do you get that from the hawker centre?

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Marcella1016 31

NO of course not. Don’t be ridiculous. Sunned milk is just another way of describing different flavors of milk. It’s like the milk equivalent to tanning. If it sunned properly over time, you get chocolate milk. If it had a reaction and stayed in the sun too long, you get pink strawberry milk. If it didn’t use real sun and went to a salon, it turns yellowy orange and you get banana milk. Leave skim milk in the sun too long and you get skim cancer. That’s what OP is smelling.

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RichardPencil 30

Haha, very clever, but you gotta get up pretty early in the morning to fool RichardPencil. I happen to know for a fact that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Nice try.

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Marcella1016 31

Your trash pickup is just once a week? Also who the hell throws out bottles without pouring out the liquids? Sorry that sucks :/

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TwoBytesCarley 27

Wait, there’s places that pick up garbage more than once a week?? Our pick up is once a week in the summer and every second week in the winter.

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