By ak. - 02/03/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
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She's a keeper, haha.

unless she is drunk 24/7 it;s a joke. grow up.


She's a keeper, haha.

haha u set urself up for that

dude I'm pretty sure she was kidding or else y would she stay with u unless she's wasted 24/7

maybe she likes your ever so apparent sence of humor... learn to take a joke

CaptaiNiLL 0

girlfriend ftw

unless she is drunk 24/7 it;s a joke. grow up.

Cormophyte 0

At least she's still on the couch. More lucky than fucked, unless she dumps you. Then it's fucked.

dude - thats awesome. If she didn't like you, she wouldn't still be there. This reminds me of Wayne's World in the sense that if she gets drunk and leaves when she's sober, it was never meant to be. But if she stays when she's sober (assuming she's hot), well thats not half bad.

Yay, you have a girlfriend with a sense of humor. How is that FML?

Instead of saying "I was drunk", mine says she's "taking one for the team". No FML there.

um shut up you dumb shit at least you have someone and she was kidding this is not an FML moment it's not embarassing and it's not entertaining for us either. are you just taking this as an opportunity to tell us you're getting ass?

Cloudy_fml 0

Today, someone made a joke and I didn't get it. FML