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Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and says "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

By ak - / Monday 2 March 2009 21:26 / United States
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By  AliSama  |  17

unless she is drunk 24/7 it;s a joke. grow up.

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By  AliSama  |  17

unless she is drunk 24/7 it;s a joke. grow up.

By  tsax421  |  0

dude - thats awesome. If she didn't like you, she wouldn't still be there. This reminds me of Wayne's World in the sense that if she gets drunk and leaves when she's sober, it was never meant to be. But if she stays when she's sober (assuming she's hot), well thats not half bad.

By  virgin4life  |  0

um shut up you dumb shit at least you have someone and she was kidding this is not an FML moment it's not embarassing and it's not entertaining for us either. are you just taking this as an opportunity to tell us you're getting ass?

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