Love: Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked...

By ak. - 02/03/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

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TurboKill1 0

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Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:01

She's a keeper, haha.

AliSama 17

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Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:06

unless she is drunk 24/7 it;s a joke. grow up.

TurboKill1 0

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Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:01

She's a keeper, haha.

z620 0

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Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:58

haha u set urself up for that

BuddyChristSays 0

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Thursday 17 June 2010 1:24

dude I'm pretty sure she was kidding or else y would she stay with u unless she's wasted 24/7

owneditup 0

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Sunday 11 July 2010 7:23

maybe she likes your ever so apparent sence of humor... learn to take a joke

CaptaiNiLL 0

Monday 9 August 2010 6:25

girlfriend ftw

AliSama 17

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Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:06

unless she is drunk 24/7 it;s a joke. grow up.

Cormophyte 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:07

At least she's still on the couch. More lucky than fucked, unless she dumps you. Then it's fucked.

tsax421 0

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Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:18

dude - thats awesome. If she didn't like you, she wouldn't still be there. This reminds me of Wayne's World in the sense that if she gets drunk and leaves when she's sober, it was never meant to be. But if she stays when she's sober (assuming she's hot), well thats not half bad.

drybamboo 0

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Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:20

Yay, you have a girlfriend with a sense of humor. How is that FML?

tw0 0

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Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:27

@1 agreed.

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Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:28

Instead of saying "I was drunk", mine says she's "taking one for the team". No FML there.

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Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:35

um shut up you dumb shit at least you have someone and she was kidding this is not an FML moment it's not embarassing and it's not entertaining for us either. are you just taking this as an opportunity to tell us you're getting ass?