Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly, horrible stench that has been in our apartment for a few days now. Leaving it for our other roommates to handle, we selfishly left to get yogurtland. Moments later, we both expressed that we haven't seen our cat in a while. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley; a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
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caward96 0
that seriously sucks. but you deserved it because who the hell doesnt realize when they havent seen their cat?
frankoisdarkel 0
you should not be a pet owner, sorry. and it's just karma- be selfish and it'll come back and bite you on the ass
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McLaughlane 0
That is horrible and I can't believe you didn't notice your cat was missing. Shame on you. Don't get another pet. I seriously hope this is made up.
sqroot3 0
i am not here to flame, and i have no comments regarding your specific FML. instead, i wanted to affirm that PB rocks--as does yogurt land, yogurt world, and all those reincarnations. yum!
Assassin4than 0
Hey #25 that is the stupidest belief in the world if you believe that then you dont have a valuable life at all, dogs and cats and humans are all equal, Nothing at all makes us able to control the rest.
KingAwesome 0
Try telling that to Michael Vick.
0___0 9
I couldn't have said it better myself, #30.
King_of_Kings 3
i always have my bombay Midnight by my side. except when i go out. but i mean i always make sure that the food and water bowls are full and i always make sure i know where he is at all times. though, lately i've been feeling that Midnight is lonely. so, in a month when my friend's cat gives birth, i am getting a little grey kitten. i am naming him Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Midnight doesnt deserve to be alone. my cat comes first before anything. I LOVE MY CAT!
Lucicx0 0
#17 are you ******* retarded i almost laughed as hard at your comment as i did at this whole scenario :]
Lucicx0 0
btw cats suck
AlienMind 0
I'm allergic to cats :( I wish I wasn't. I love kitty cats.
King_of_Kings 3
hey #39 i'm from Boston too