By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 389
You deserved it 2 498

Same thing different taste

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DontClickOnMe 28

1-Grannies know how to party. OP, your grandma is bring the house-of-worship down and raising the roof. Raptor Jesus would be proud.

DontClickOnMe 28

Driver gets pulled over Cop - what's in that bottle sir? Driver - water Cop - but this is wine Driver - praise the Lord this is a miracle!

It seems that she drank a bit too much of Jesus' blood.

I think we can all learn from your grandma. I hope I'm that cool when I'm old

Yeppers. Add a pickup truck and you've got the makings for a great country song.

Probably brought in water to drink, but little did she know, Jesus had turned it all into wine

She probably spiked the blood of christ all on her own.

"Is this really the blood of Christ?" "Yes" "Wow, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day huh?"

hey, old livers can't handle much. she probably had one glass haha

Some grandparents are really awesome these days. Your grandma is one of them.

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Maybe Grandma want's to party. You whippersnappers can't have all the fun!

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

*wants. I have no idea why I included the apostrophe.

Sometimes we try too hard to get it wright.

lrgenesis 19

I wish that were my grandma. Instead mine sits at home with her cats and reads ten year old newspapers