FML : Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow...

Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Tampax / Tuesday 30 September 2014 18:46 / Spain - Cuenca

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By RageWolf16 | 31

#6077921 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:02

It's okay! As emergencies go, yours is pretty easy to deal with. You could put it on a chain and have your significant other put it over your head, maybe? Whatever ends up happening, congratulations on the marriage!

By Pingvinai | 37

#6077927 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:04

That stings.

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By RageWolf16 | 31

#6077921 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:02

sayyestothedress | 24

#6077965 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:20

Or she could put done sort of cream that helps

Wingman527 | 22

#6078150 - Wednesday 1 October 2014 3:58

It can be like The Lord of the Rings!

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6078292 - Wednesday 1 October 2014 8:04

What does Tampax have to do with a wasp sting?...

LuckBeNimble | 19

#6078333 - Wednesday 1 October 2014 9:32

you can reduce swelling of a wasp sting by allowing it to soak in vinegar; this can be done by wrapping cloth soaked in vinegar around the site. perhaps OP wrapped a vinegar-soaked tampon around her finger?

tayymeds | 23

#6078697 - Wednesday 1 October 2014 20:53

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#6078750 - Wednesday 1 October 2014 22:21

#71- Why? Wasps do sting...

By Pingvinai | 37

#6077927 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:04

That stings.

killerdana | 19

#6078008 - Wednesday 1 October 2014 0:12

That's a lot of time and money down the drain

R3TROxLOV3 | 32

#6078010 - Wednesday 1 October 2014 0:15

21, do you have any idea what actually goes into planning a wedding? She can't just reschedule it for next week.

ElementaryEdGuy | 18

#6078153 - Wednesday 1 October 2014 4:06

*Looks at username.*

Do you mean STRINGS?

No? *Sees self out.*

By omgbrainZ_fml | 24

#6077935 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:05

Medicine is like magic these days. Don't worry.

By ShyGuy477 | 4

#6077938 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:06

Seriously, f**k wasps!

peacheso | 31

#6078022 - Wednesday 1 October 2014 0:22

That would be a terrible idea

ShyGuy477 | 4

#6078338 - Wednesday 1 October 2014 10:05

You win.

By willow196 | 9

#6077941 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:07

Yikes, sorry. I'm sure they'll understand though, good luck :)

orbit | 22

#6077982 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:39

It's op's wedding, no one needs to understand. As long as op is happy everything's fine.

By Norja | 33

#6077942 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:07

Go straight to a pharmacy, there must be something to rapidly reduce the swelling. You may have to put the ring on your other hand until you're better. Sorry this happed OP.

sarah5745 | 41

#6077989 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:54

I think that some creams do reduce the swelling overnight. Don't worry op, you'll be fine :)

By stingray112 | 24

#6077946 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:09

Yeh ask for some medicine or just ice it or tell the priest or whomever about it and I'm sure it'll work out! Good luck bro

By kc_bbg15 | 14

#6077947 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:09

Did you take it to the waspital

LittleBastard | 20

#6077958 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:14

That pun stings.

omgbrainZ_fml | 24

#6077963 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:18

Bruh

cinskeep43 | 15

#6078189 - Wednesday 1 October 2014 4:55

#13... don't even say that. it's not a real word. it sound's like a grunt

IKickPuppiesHard | 16

#6078243 - Wednesday 1 October 2014 6:40

what makes a word real? Aren't all words just variations of grunts?

Vegetarian27 | 24

#6078401 - Wednesday 1 October 2014 11:36

This comment made me very happy for some reason...

By Mauskau | 35

#6077955 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:12

You could put it on your other hand, just for now. Or do as someone else said, put the ring on a chain and wear it as a necklace.

By clubber101 | 8

#6077960 - Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:15

My uncle has had this happen to him numerous of times. Take an allergy pill like Benadryl, and keep ice on it, Swelling should go down over night. Congrats on the wedding though!! Hope everything works out