FML : Today, my dad called me for the first time in weeks. All he wanted to tell me was that Ashlee Simpson got fired from Melrose Place. Then he hung up. FML

Today, my dad called me for the first time in weeks. All he wanted to tell me was that Ashlee Simpson got fired from Melrose Place. Then he hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Sunday 1 November 2009 13:37 / France

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By Jeffler | 0

#649211 - Sunday 1 November 2009 04:14

To be fair, thats awesome news.

By JohnnyChris | 0

#649405 - Sunday 1 November 2009 07:04

he. probably used it as a reason to call u. that's cool that he thought of u. but he should go visit u instead.

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By mysuckishlife | 0

#649208 - Sunday 1 November 2009 04:13

FIRST!!!

atvarela | 0

#649236 - Sunday 1 November 2009 04:27

that's nice

Ohnothingreally | 0

#649470 - Sunday 1 November 2009 07:54

I recently realized why saying "first" is a bad thing. You should probably just comment, and if you got first, favorite it.

testing_fml | 0

#649637 - Sunday 1 November 2009 09:41

Does anyone understand how this is an FML?

redbluegreen | 40

#650174 - Monday 2 November 2009 03:23

It's an FML because the kid's dad doesn't want to talk to them and cares more about updating them about a celebrity getting fired.

Northsidebill | 4

#652695 - Tuesday 3 November 2009 08:57

I'm guessing because this person doesnt want a gay dad...

MindlessRobot | 0

#825518 - Thursday 4 February 2010 11:31

Maybe the dad just really, really loves Ashlee Simpson?

fsebastianslife | 0

#972967 - Friday 2 April 2010 08:30

quit your bitchin OP, a phone works both ways so STFU.

By Jeffler | 0

#649211 - Sunday 1 November 2009 04:14

To be fair, thats awesome news.

White667 | 0

#649922 - Monday 2 November 2009 12:56

OMG? Ashlee Simpson got fired from Melrose Place?

By mysuckishlife | 0

#649230 - Sunday 1 November 2009 04:24

Hey... I'm not first anymore FML.

By itsmebabe | 0

#649242 - Sunday 1 November 2009 04:31

She did?!

By dancingfool23 | 0

#649249 - Sunday 1 November 2009 04:37

They are not replacing her, also Auggie is fired too

By Wet_Dream | 0

#649253 - Sunday 1 November 2009 04:40

he was drunk !

By Maxine17 | 8

#649262 - Sunday 1 November 2009 04:48

I wish I was American so I could understand this fully. Was she bad on this show or good?

sammisolstice | 0

#649270 - Sunday 1 November 2009 04:57

To be honest; I have no idea. I just know that Ashlee Simpson has a bad reputation. And is someone that teenaged girls look up to. xD

By sammisolstice | 0

#649272 - Sunday 1 November 2009 04:59

Ashlee Simpson's face looks like a foot. Imagine the bottom side of a foot. Then look at her face. It's a perfect match.

By whooooop | 0

#649295 - Sunday 1 November 2009 05:20

she go fired? mhm she did creep me out tho :o

By JackDupp | 11

#649324 - Sunday 1 November 2009 05:54

Cripes the woman can't sing and now she can't act either. How bad of an actor do you have to be to get fired from Melrose Place.

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