Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, I was so happy to be divorced from my asshole husband, I threw my ring off the bridge near the park where we met. As I was walking away, a diver surfaced, yelled, “I think you dropped this, miss” and threw the ring back at me. I can't catch a break today. FML
Today, I went on my fifth date with my new girlfriend. Apparently, she was in such a rush while leaving work that she forgot to take off her wedding ring. FML
Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML
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macskapingvin 0
You shouldn't find out what it looks like until you put your own on. Next, you'll be sleeping with her husband just to find out what that feels like, right? I hope they don't have to cut him off you.
DocBastard 40
Some countries would consider that you basically performed a divorce ceremony by taking the woman's ring and cutting it. Congratulations on destroying this brand new marriage, you insenitive wench. I hope you're proud of yourself.
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Comments (190)
NickB1996 0
Hehe, fail!
Jgamer 0
that sucks
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Oh my, there are so many dumb asses on here. Make it stop!
antoman123 4
the ring or your finger
Nadinek98 0
well did u notice that her fingers r smaller than Urs?
FoxOnTheStreet 9
At least you know you're pathetic. However, you forget to mention that you're a self-centered moron. If your friend hasn't found out yet, I hope she beats the dumbass out of you when she does.
soldier4life_88 0
ouch!! hop ur friend didnt get to upset at ya!!!
michelleyoo 0
the finger or the ring..?
kainpwnsu 19
NO-FAIL RING REMOVAL: if you can get a ring on your finger, you can get it off. Sit down. Hold your hand as high above your head as possible, for 5 minutes. Quickly, put the ring finger in your mouth, up past the ring. get a lot of saliva on your finger, and pull the ring off with your teeth.
ryanmrljak 0
Did u lose a Firend. Haha