Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, I was so happy to be divorced from my asshole husband, I threw my ring off the bridge near the park where we met. As I was walking away, a diver surfaced, yelled, “I think you dropped this, miss” and threw the ring back at me. I can't catch a break today. FML
Today, I went on my fifth date with my new girlfriend. Apparently, she was in such a rush while leaving work that she forgot to take off her wedding ring. FML
Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML
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Top comments
macskapingvin 0
You shouldn't find out what it looks like until you put your own on. Next, you'll be sleeping with her husband just to find out what that feels like, right? I hope they don't have to cut him off you.
DocBastard 40
Some countries would consider that you basically performed a divorce ceremony by taking the woman's ring and cutting it. Congratulations on destroying this brand new marriage, you insenitive wench. I hope you're proud of yourself.
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Comments (190)
Dark_Charizard 0
At least you didn't swallow the ring..?
skyeyez9 25
You should have known it was too tight to fit properly on your finger. Don't keep forcing the ring on to make it fit.
Dark_Charizard 0
Stupid people try and force things instead of leaving it alone.
lady_hoff 0
true life
JanisEvans 10
More like **** her life. Oh, and try getting one of your own for a change. Life, that is.
Nini13_fml 0
Haha wow no offense but that was really stupid of you to do that and I agree with 45 didn't it feel at all tight? And I hope you tried every way possible to take the ring off cause at the end of the day, its not really you that suffers. Did you ever think about your friend ?
lostfaithinpppl 19
Do you really think you'll get any sympathy here, OP? You are dumb and pathetic. I hope you are paying for the ring to get fixed or a new ring. Congratulations on acting like a complete ass.
pepelapew 0
nice one fatty
Nick_1993 2
kays and ignorance both shut the hell up. your fighting over the INTERNET no matter who wins you both are dumbasses. and kays I would like to see you shut her face? your probably a skinny weak little man jacking off to fmls. idk about you but I was taught to never ever hurt a girl. if you did "shut her mouth" I'd have to come break your legs :) oh and good luck finding where she lives stupid ass
KiddNYC1O 22
Team Kay.
Sirin_fml 47
Shut it down, you guys. You make me wish there was an IQ test for commenting.
jwidmayer 4
OP- you are an idiot. Don't you know how rude it is to put on another womans wedding ring? If I were your friend, I would have punched you in the face. And you could have tried soap or vegetable oil to slip the ring off. The ring didn't just slip on, then shrink in size.
bfflrhea 0
hahhaha. owned.
LilaBear 2
my friends have tried on my rings (wedding & engagement), doesn't bother me as long as they ask first (which they would have to because it's usually on my finger so I have to take it off for them to try :P)