I agree 2.. I really hope you moved on quickly.. To making a massive scene for fun for yourself, others, and pointing out how dumb this girl was

Knowing sooner than later is way better, before more emotions are involved (for OP). Forget the married woman, who deserves a c*nt-punch! OP, I give you props for putting her in her place. Some people wouldn't care and carry on the affair. But it never crosses their minds that if the girl is so easily cheating on her husband and leaves him for you, how do you know she won't do the same damn thing to you? You dodged a huge bullet!

This is now one of those statements that is being overused, and will always be thumbed down. Enough regurgitated comments, get creative.

Too bad. I liked using that statement. Damn you, anchorman and your hilarity!!

Between that and merica, I don't know which one I want to dropkick with a flying iPad to the skull more!

'Murica*

Pretty sure this is in reference to the FML below rather than just being the phrase.

#6 if you where on other joke things u would know they come from memes.......

54 - What? And this phrase came from a movie, not a meme.

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Maybe OP will be fine with sharing.

To be fair, I don't think anyone COULD give anyone the time of say.

Agreed!!!! I'm asking too much for the time of say! What about the time of day?

You don't say?

Whoops that was meant for another comment.. Sorry all.

Wait what? Where's the relevence? Not everyone has sex within five dates..

Horton, I really do not appreciate your talking about the hot, single females. Don't forget about me, buddy.

Elephant party? I brought Nein kittens with me...