Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, I was so happy to be divorced from my asshole husband, I threw my ring off the bridge near the park where we met. As I was walking away, a diver surfaced, yelled, “I think you dropped this, miss” and threw the ring back at me. I can't catch a break today. FML
Today, I went on my fifth date with my new girlfriend. Apparently, she was in such a rush while leaving work that she forgot to take off her wedding ring. FML
Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML
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Top comments
macskapingvin 0
You shouldn't find out what it looks like until you put your own on. Next, you'll be sleeping with her husband just to find out what that feels like, right? I hope they don't have to cut him off you.
DocBastard 40
Some countries would consider that you basically performed a divorce ceremony by taking the woman's ring and cutting it. Congratulations on destroying this brand new marriage, you insenitive wench. I hope you're proud of yourself.
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Comments (190)
C6Racer 0
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ImaginaryFoe 1
If there was one, #61 would've failed.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Dammit. I wasn't referring to you, iiCaptain. There was a different #61 that attempted to correct Sirin's grammar.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
VERY poor wording. No one cuts off fingers to remove rings, but you made it sound that way for a "better" FML post inm which you lok like a victim. It's your friend who's having an FML. All you have is a huge YDI. You rudely took her wedding ring without permission, stupidly put it on your finger and got yourself stuck, and then selfishly caused (yes, caused, because if it went in, then surely it could have come off with enough liquid soap and patience) the ring be damage to have it removed from you. HUGE YDI.
LilaBear 2
oh, get real. The OP's wording is fine. Every usage of the word 'it' in that paragraph was in reference to the ring. There is no reason why that would change in the last sentence. "I tried IT on to see what IT would look like. IT got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut IT off". Besides, even if the OP had used the pronoun badly, I am sure it'd just be accidentally and not on purpose... a majority of people today do not know how to structure sentences/paragraphs with pronouns and often use them badly.
zp5 4
They had to cut off your finger? I hope it was your finger.
justbigbs 6
Who the hell try's on someone else's ring, get your own. If you can't deal with being lonely do volunteer work and talk to people, just not the physco ones
Tanya33 1
It meaning your finger or the ring? I dont know if you ever learned what vague pronouns can do, but this is an example.
Honesty4U 0
Am I the only person who have always heard that it's bad luck to wear (or even try on) someone else's wedding band…
ChibiGirl5 0
WTF??
airforce987 20
maybe you should've tried some lubrication first? shame on the ER doctor if he/she didn't try that either. if you did try and it didn't work, then FYL you must have some chubby-ass fingers...