By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 09:58 - United States - Asheville

Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 217
You deserved it 2 193

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Make sure to spit shine it.

"Oh, nice, so you've finally pooled the money from your many lovers to get one ring. Good thinking."

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Oh, that's super awkward OP! I hope it didn't start anything major.

Sorry to hear OP. Tactless on her part. Keep your chin up!

do you mean tasteless?

Tactless... as in without tact.

Make sure to spit shine it.

And toilet water....dirty toilet water >:)

If it was me, I'll jizz shine it. So I could say: I still cum on that cheating bitch, EVERYDAY!

Trouble is, that could leave a spermanent stain.

just do yout job with a smile pit on your face and talk to her like with any other costumer, she will hate it :D

Finally a comment I can agree with fully. Always give the fuck you smile in customer service. People who don't like you will shit themselves because of it.

Imagine how her husband feels though..... being dragged all the way to your store just to prove a point. I guess someone's being missed !

I think you read the fml wrong. There's nothing to suggest that the ex's husband came to the store and that the store belongs to OP. By "vindictive", I'm assuming the ex wife is just doing this to piss OP off, not because she misses him.

Should have bailed or something.

she apparently is still thinking of you and can't move on, while you have carried on with life, screw her. you deserve better

Wow I'm sorry op. Keep your chin up karma could get her back there's still time.

"Oh, nice, so you've finally pooled the money from your many lovers to get one ring. Good thinking."

Nice wedding ring. Pity the engagement ring is cubic zirconium though.