By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 09:58 - United States - Asheville

Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
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Calingaladha 21
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Make sure to spit shine it.

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Tripartita 44
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"Oh, nice, so you've finally pooled the money from your many lovers to get one ring. Good thinking."

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thedell3030 21
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Oh, that's super awkward OP! I hope it didn't start anything major.

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GraduatedElf 3
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Sorry to hear OP. Tactless on her part. Keep your chin up!

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Host2phats 21
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do you mean tasteless?

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Shane557 12
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Tactless... as in without tact.

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Calingaladha 21
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Make sure to spit shine it.

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higgysaurus 18
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And toilet water....dirty toilet water >:)

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confusedAsFuck 34
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If it was me, I'll jizz shine it. So I could say: I still cum on that cheating bitch, EVERYDAY!

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Calingaladha 21
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Trouble is, that could leave a spermanent stain.

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frerik 9
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just do yout job with a smile pit on your face and talk to her like with any other costumer, she will hate it :D

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schreibergx93 19

Finally a comment I can agree with fully. Always give the fuck you smile in customer service. People who don't like you will shit themselves because of it.

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xswitch74 17
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Imagine how her husband feels though..... being dragged all the way to your store just to prove a point. I guess someone's being missed !

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tantanpanda 26

I think you read the fml wrong. There's nothing to suggest that the ex's husband came to the store and that the store belongs to OP. By "vindictive", I'm assuming the ex wife is just doing this to piss OP off, not because she misses him.

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WOTAN1488 24
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Should have bailed or something.

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benedictjongoh 10
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she apparently is still thinking of you and can't move on, while you have carried on with life, screw her. you deserve better

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themysteriousfox 18
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Wow I'm sorry op. Keep your chin up karma could get her back there's still time.

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Tripartita 44
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"Oh, nice, so you've finally pooled the money from your many lovers to get one ring. Good thinking."

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Earl_KarmasBitch 32
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Nice wedding ring. Pity the engagement ring is cubic zirconium though.

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