Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, I was so happy to be divorced from my asshole husband, I threw my ring off the bridge near the park where we met. As I was walking away, a diver surfaced, yelled, “I think you dropped this, miss” and threw the ring back at me. I can't catch a break today. FML
Today, I went on my fifth date with my new girlfriend. Apparently, she was in such a rush while leaving work that she forgot to take off her wedding ring. FML
Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML
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macskapingvin 0
You shouldn't find out what it looks like until you put your own on. Next, you'll be sleeping with her husband just to find out what that feels like, right? I hope they don't have to cut him off you.
DocBastard 40
Some countries would consider that you basically performed a divorce ceremony by taking the woman's ring and cutting it. Congratulations on destroying this brand new marriage, you insenitive wench. I hope you're proud of yourself.
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Comments (190)
Regoob 0
They cut your finger off!?
forgotten_addict 1
They had to cut off your finger or the ring?!!!!! Either way it still sucks and ydi.
yay_knee 3
YDI. There are other alternatives to getting the ring off without having to cut off your fingers. You could have used hair conditioner, crisco, mayo, windex or some other shit without having to go to the ER. You're a stupid pathetic person without a finger. I hope your friend's ring didn't have blood or skin on it when she got it back.
tencentsakiss 19
Congratulations, you failed the Internet. No one had their finger cut off.
joseph19921992 10
fukin loner biatch booo
LilaBear 2
everyone involved was stupid. You, for putting it on. Everyone else, for not knowing how to get it off. If it got on your finger, it can come off. It just needed to be lubricated. Detergent, butter, margarine, oil, anything like that. I once stuck my finger in the end of a ribbon spool and it got stuck there, but we got it off by lubricating it with margarine.
KaitlinJenna 0
Way to force it on! lol
knockoutmouse 8
I agree it's a YDI, but to everybody saying she's fat and/ or has chubby fingers, possibly that's not the case. She much just have large-ish knuckles or something.
goldhighways 0
I doubt this is real.
mells105 0
dude just put soap or lube and it slips right off -.-
Dez31396 0
aww poor friend.....