By I'm a pussy, yeah yeah - 05/09/2015 05:56 - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me to a stand-off. After 10 minutes, I couldn't hold it in any more and asked to use my neighbor's bathroom instead. I told him my toilet was broken. FML
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lchollett 22

Assert your dominance by peeing in its litter box and then guarding said litter box whenever your cat has to go.

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Matheo_fml 21

You might want to consider some Krav Maga lessons for next time...

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arano 29

Krav Maga is stupid. Learn something useful like Muay Thai or Jiu Jitsu

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larrena2377 26

Krav Maga is definitely not stupid. It's a great self defense

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ShirtlessWonder 17

Krav Maga itself is not stupid, but how it's usually taught in the US is stupid.

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UserError94 18

I'm trying to learn how to use chopsticks

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Badkarma4u 17

Why spend all that money on training and uniforms. Learn spray bottle and water - fu, and piss in your own toilet.

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womperman 6

Krav Maga is one of the best self defense there is

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mld4657 28

Well next time stand in his kitty litter box and stare him down.

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Swandive235 27

Solution: Use oven mitts to grab your cat.

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McDerp 11

Other solution, have dog not a cat.

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shessohighh 10

I would have started swatting it with a broom. Cats can be a-holes.

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majesticprincess 19

This is why dogs are mans best friend and not cats

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leogachi 15

@6 Most cats don't do things like that, and even if they did most people aren't stupid enough to just let it happen.

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allplayedout 20

Have you ever met a chihuahua? I'd take any cat, any day.

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Rababco 29

#70 Or my Pomeranian, she's a nutcase.

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rshweky 17

Cats will win in a stare down 10 times out of 10. You're no match for them OP.

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lchollett 22

Assert your dominance by peeing in its litter box and then guarding said litter box whenever your cat has to go.

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gracehi 31

That's a losing battle. The cat will just piss all over OP's home because he gives zero ***** because he's a cat and that's how cats are. The better strategy would be to simply apply boot to cat butt.

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