By I'm a pussy, yeah yeah - 05/09/2015 05:56 - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me to a stand-off. After 10 minutes, I couldn't hold it in any more and asked to use my neighbor's bathroom instead. I told him my toilet was broken. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 928
You deserved it 9 983

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Assert your dominance by peeing in its litter box and then guarding said litter box whenever your cat has to go.

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Scruff it or piss in the sink!

You might want to consider some Krav Maga lessons for next time...

Krav Maga is stupid. Learn something useful like Muay Thai or Jiu Jitsu

larrena2377 26

Krav Maga is definitely not stupid. It's a great self defense

ShirtlessWonder 17

Krav Maga itself is not stupid, but how it's usually taught in the US is stupid.

Krav Maga is the best, youre right.

UserError94 18

I'm trying to learn how to use chopsticks

Its not stupid and I do Jiujitsu!

Badkarma4u 17

Why spend all that money on training and uniforms. Learn spray bottle and water - fu, and piss in your own toilet.

Krav Maga is one of the best self defense there is

Well next time stand in his kitty litter box and stare him down.

Swandive235 27

Solution: Use oven mitts to grab your cat.

McDerp 11

Other solution, have dog not a cat.

I would have started swatting it with a broom. Cats can be a-holes.

This is why dogs are mans best friend and not cats

leogachi 15

@6 Most cats don't do things like that, and even if they did most people aren't stupid enough to just let it happen.

Have you ever met a chihuahua? I'd take any cat, any day.

#70 Or my Pomeranian, she's a nutcase.

ChaiseT 16

Cats are evil

you're just a pussy.

Oh my, how witty!

What a witty kitty!

Cats will win in a stare down 10 times out of 10. You're no match for them OP.

Assert your dominance by peeing in its litter box and then guarding said litter box whenever your cat has to go.

That's a losing battle. The cat will just piss all over OP's home because he gives zero fucks because he's a cat and that's how cats are. The better strategy would be to simply apply boot to cat butt.