By I'm a pussy, yeah yeah - 5/9/2015 05:56 - United States - Lake Elsinore
Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me to a stand-off. After 10 minutes, I couldn't hold it in any more and asked to use my neighbor's bathroom instead. I told him my toilet was broken. FML
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  leogachi  |  15

@6 Most cats don't do things like that, and even if they did most people aren't stupid enough to just let it happen.

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  gracehi  |  31

That's a losing battle. The cat will just piss all over OP's home because he gives zero fucks because he's a cat and that's how cats are. The better strategy would be to simply apply boot to cat butt.