By Adam - United States
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
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  sexpistol  |  0

for peeing? omg, that's so sick! who on earth would ever think of doing such a thing as...peeing!

uh...what? how does that make someone a sick freak?

  Felendris  |  0

I thought from now on anything not having to do with the message you replied to will be deleted? ok, hold on that was a terrible wording

I thought from now on if you post s comment in reply to another and it doesn't have anything to do with the original post, it would be deleted. or was it only that one post?

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

I knew there were going to be "wet pussy" jokes but right from the start? Impressive.

I don't even know how you could have everything out and about with an animal in the room. I would always be nervous they might just snap and try to take something off.

  boopityboppity  |  11

RachelTM and Sirin, I think you're going to have to modify that rule soon. I foresee a lot of people just adding "I agree with #1" and then writing their unrelated post.

  Sirin_fml  |  46

Yes, common sense will be exercised in relation to this first post reply abuse. We merely enforce the rules at this point, and those unhappy with it would be advised to read said commenting rules ;)

  AJG390  |  0

It doesn't matter if its related to the FML.
It matters if its related to the comment you are replying to..
Which your comment is not related to the first comment.

Which is what they are trying to prevent, so people actually comment on their own and not just reply to someone else's comment to get their comment higher up..

  cocopuff96  |  0

ya I agree, in a way why would you have a cat? and in the room witch u doing that? what gets me is a man with a cat... what have people come to these days.


i hate when that happens! especially when it falls in the toilet and tries to grab your dick to stay up! my cat does that to me all the time!!! XD I'm sorry. OP, that sucks. I'm sorry for your wiener.

  tweetbaby14  |  17

oh come on I call bull sirin. 115 just posted an unrelated comment and his stupid thing is still there. I think you are just moderating comments of people that you know are funnier than you. thanks for playing bullsh*t

  vball_luvah  |  2

true 159. but the cat was freaked out because it fell into a toilet filled with pee. and saw the OP's junk. that's why the cat tried to take a swipe at it, and succeeded. sooo...FTL for both.
and btw you have pretty hair :) i'm not trying to be creepy or anything. just a compliment.