Animals: Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me...

By I'm a pussy, yeah yeah - 05/09/2015 05:56 - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me to a stand-off. After 10 minutes, I couldn't hold it in any more and asked to use my neighbor's bathroom instead. I told him my toilet was broken. FML

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By Damn cats - 13/10/2022 04:00

Today, I had to use the bathroom when I woke up this morning. My cat was sitting in front of the toilet and absolutely refused to move. I seriously tried every humane way of getting her to move, but she didn't budge. I had to sit really awkwardly on the toilet to do my business. When I stood up, she moved. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By DeadlyKitten - 20/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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lchollett 22

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:13

Assert your dominance by peeing in its litter box and then guarding said litter box whenever your cat has to go.

britni2point0 6

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:09

Pee on the cat!

Comments

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:13

you are superior. smack the piss out of it.

OhWhoCares 42

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:35

Why not just move the cat, or turn the shower on and piss down the drain? LOL. Or if you're going to do something a little more solid (since you have a cat I'm assuming you have a litter tray for it somewhere) why not just use that? ._.

itsjustme95 3

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:43

Just get a broom and swat it off.... Cats aren't that bad.

limegreenpoopie 31

Sunday 6 September 2015 7:48

That's some cat you got there...

pandor_fml 24

Sunday 6 September 2015 8:31

Pussy whipped

NeatNit 32

Sunday 6 September 2015 8:40

"you?" how does that work?

PANDORUM89 21

Sunday 6 September 2015 8:51

listen I have 2 cats and love em but if a cat challenged me and I couldn't use my bathroom I'd make that cat go flying. if he is acting like that then you've obviously been a pussy about other things and now he thinks he can bully you.