Love and Farts: Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend...

By fatti11 - 14/01/2017 18:00

Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML

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violingirl0 12

Wednesday 11 January 2017 1:31

How mature of him

CamBamShamDaMan 26

Tuesday 10 January 2017 23:25

"Nearly FMLs"

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CamBamShamDaMan 26

Tuesday 10 January 2017 23:25

"Nearly FMLs"

violingirl0 12

Wednesday 11 January 2017 1:31

How mature of him

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 14 January 2017 18:09

In wrestling, they call that a reversal.

money2g 7

Saturday 14 January 2017 18:46

I don't think that even works, does it?

Youre_A_Pussy 19

Saturday 14 January 2017 19:06

Yea it works lol

Tarlachia 33

Saturday 14 January 2017 20:49

Well, at this point, it's fair game for you to shove his head into the Dutch Oven and crank that shit up!

draghkar 18

Saturday 14 January 2017 21:27

Give him credit. He won.

Oogly979 8

Saturday 14 January 2017 21:32

<p>So if you still decide to keep such a disgusting creature as your bf then that says a lot about you too. None of it good!</p>

NoWeeniesAllowed 17

Saturday 14 January 2017 23:34

Couples do stuff like that sometimes, if you think she should get rid of him for doing that you have high standards.

StoneColdShaky 7

Saturday 14 January 2017 22:07

Is there an argument a bf CAN win?

blackrose1996 11

Sunday 15 January 2017 0:38

Time to tell him to grow up or break up

jcash52426 5

Sunday 15 January 2017 1:52

Wow he violated that glass. You better throw it away I wouldn't want to drink out it again after what he did.

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