Animals: Rescue cat

Rescue cat

By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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By murphy22 - 24/08/2012 09:33 - United States - Norman

Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML

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Thanks, Mr Whiskers

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:22 - United States - Audubon

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 10:55 - Turkey

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

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By HHIChica - 17/09/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML

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katluvr 22

Saturday 4 February 2017 21:03

Exactly how deep is your toilet and/or how small is your cat that the animal couldn't get out by itself? Not questioning the verity of your post, just curious...

flyingflies 36

Saturday 4 February 2017 20:13

aaand that's exactly why, as a cat owner, you always leave the lid on the toilet.

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CrazyFastRapper 7

Saturday 4 February 2017 20:01

Wet pussy

Mandybruin 15

Friday 10 February 2017 6:45

Dang, beat me to it. LOL!

WavRace 14

Saturday 4 February 2017 20:11

Shitty situation

flyingflies 36

Saturday 4 February 2017 20:13

aaand that's exactly why, as a cat owner, you always leave the lid on the toilet.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 4 February 2017 20:33

Sounds like a kitty situation.

hellnosucka 27

Saturday 4 February 2017 20:47

I always make sure the toilet door is closed for this very reason.

fit_girl_swag 12

Saturday 4 February 2017 20:50

At least you aren't the soggy one

katluvr 22

Saturday 4 February 2017 21:03

Exactly how deep is your toilet and/or how small is your cat that the animal couldn't get out by itself? Not questioning the verity of your post, just curious...