Animals: Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight... - FML

By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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Sunday 15 March 2009 22:35

you just have to leave the toilet seat down

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Tuesday 8 September 2009 4:26

was the water dirty? if not you're moaning about nothing...get the fuck over it. and if it WAS dirty just wash the bed covers... simple. people overreact at the littlest things... O_o but yeah, get a dog. (:

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Friday 13 February 2009 7:57

my cat does stuff like that all the time....but kitty's are so cute, its hard to stay mad at them =)

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Friday 20 February 2009 1:17

Hey at least you weren't pissing in the toilet at the time! Edit: She didn't get to the bed. Every time I took a piss she had to come and investigate. I miss her loads :(

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Sunday 15 March 2009 22:35

you just have to leave the toilet seat down

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:25

Hey, I have a question for you "MoncaBang". Is your username from that 'Friends' episode? Also, sorry about the cat. Cats are just so awesome sometimes.

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Monday 6 April 2009 6:15

Yes it is!! Monca, monca BANG.

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Sunday 26 April 2009 20:41

but the question is...was the toilet flushed? My cat drinks from the toilet.

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Friday 1 May 2009 9:35

wat was in the toilet is what we shd me investigate.... puke? pee? poo? diarrhea?

xmanix 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 7:52

today i fell into the thing my master pee's in... i just wanted to see if i could do it.. i couldnt keep my balance fml.

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Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:42

I love cats but that sucks for u

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Wednesday 1 July 2009 6:22

That's why you get a dog

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