Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML
Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML
Today, my cat pooped in the shower. How did I find out? I didn't see the poop when I got in. I slipped in it, and smacked my head on the tile wall. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
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A Frenchy in Eire 31
See the bright side, you must be quite fit to be able to climb over the door in these conditions. :)
Akitakat 31
That could of ended bad in so many ways... Glad you are ok!
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Comments (14)
sasquatchius 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Cats are assholes. YDI for owning one.
Cali 57
Get out right meow.
manofmerr 27
I need so badly to be able to like your comment:(
Akitakat 31
That could of ended bad in so many ways... Glad you are ok!
saffy66 34
Be glad it wasn't a floor to ceiling shower.
A Frenchy in Eire 31
See the bright side, you must be quite fit to be able to climb over the door in these conditions. :)
Jay18 22
this is a good story to tell the girl of your dreams
rgetting 24
Jay18, the op owns a cat. The op is obviously female. ;-)
Akitakat 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Off topic but am So Tired of trying to fix my pic to no avail!!!! FML PLEASE... PLEASE, for the love of God, FIX this issue!!!
RoyalSafari 26
'Cat's log - Day 481 of my captivity. Today I managed to trap my human in the wet closet. He managed to escape eventually, but I think I made a clear statement about me being the only one allowed to walk around naked.'
ernest1863 9
That sounds like a completely plausible way for me to die in the future
pjsr 33
This is the only remotely sexy FML that ever involved a cat