Anonymous
Prienai, Lithuania
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
CatLover
Bartow, United States
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
Rob
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Anonymous
Anaheim, United States
Gaming the system
Today, I can admit I was wrong for cheating but my psycho ass ex took her revenge too damn far. Instead of cheating back or going wild with her girlfriends or breaking up with me, she called the authorities on my parents and had them deported. FML
iGotSkill
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
Anonymous
Paging Taylor Swift
Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML
single
Houston, United States
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
NinjaWafflesx
United States
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Notthemaid
United States
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
lostbandana
United States
Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML
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bigwiensch 15
mother lover
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Run and don't look back; that's truly psycho. Lol.
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rohan21 6
Who's hotter?
Pussycat86 18
I had an x boyfriend's mom who was madly in love with him! She used to get jealous from me and once she even called me and said she doesn't want her son to marry some1 he loves more than her! I can totally relate to ur X
biloxi_girl 22
How can you relate to the ex? His mom didn't do any of that. The girl was just nuts. Just because your ex boyfriend's mom said that to you doesn't mean he was having sex with his mom! What the **** is wrong with women like that?!
williamschuester 4
Honey, are you cheating on me with your girlfriend again? Xoxo Mom.
pattayarick 8
I trust a woman's intuition, you sicko.
StEpHiE1226 12
EW. Tell her yer not from West Virginia. Yee haw
amifaiyaz 12
You mother*f*cker.
Shrike 24
Why th*e***** are y*u t*lki*g like th*s?
Grand_Cookie 21
Haha!! Bitch crazy.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Why bother worrying about it? She is your ex right? So why even listen to her?
rozsrredd 16
I think we're to understand that the accusation is the reason he broke up with her, not that she made the accusation after they had broken up.
maxwell5123 8
Did you happen to break your arms OP?
cynically 19
Okay, we need a follow-up comment from OP.