By me - 09/08/2011 03:43 - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
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xlorawrz 9

That's harsh and bitchy of them, but that's what happens when you hand out your phone number to random douchebags at bars.

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iEthan 5

Dont worry OP, if your fat you can work out and eat healthier and such to fix that. You just can't fix ugly. Btw face reconstruction does not look good.

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Iamnotmyself 17

This happened to me once... I was the ugly moronic pro choice argument one...

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Magic1 9

Don't worry! Hopefully they were just saying atupid drunk stuff. There are others out there though! :P

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SesameSpeed 7

They're probably just self centered frat douches. I'm pretty sure you and your friend looked just fine. :)

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eshhayz 0

once I called a girl from a bar and asked if she ate mandarins with or without the skin and she just giggled

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iEthan 5

I'm guessing that your the fat one, and the ugly one was really just your beer gut. This would explain a few things.

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hope540 0

you can lose weight but you cant lose ugly. u hope you' re the fat one.

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aimeesea75 16

*you're As in, you're illiterate.

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ktateprado 0

One of them is attracted to ugly women. The other is a chubby chaser.

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number0 8

It's not winning; it's EPIC winning.

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Brool_Story_Co 17

Please don't use the word epic, it makes you sound like a massive tool

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futurepharmer 6

snaps for the dumbass using what is probably the most overused phrase of the decade. and i agree, anyone that uses the word epic is a tool.

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EvilPotato 14

you should then respond "are you the ugly one or the ugly one".

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ktateprado 0

^ are you the metrosexual or the one with a tiny dick? Is better suited.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

Damn, nobody loves me

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ilovecookies83 0

Op, you should have replied " I'm the one you have no chance with you freak " :)

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jizzwold 21

People don't respect honesty these days.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

58, not the best tough talking there as you were the same loser who gave them your number.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

As soon as I read "gave our numbers" I hit YDI.

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koolkat27 13

116- what does that have to do with replying to this comment?

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creamcheese724 0

116 has herpes leave them alone...it's a sad and lonely life

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xlorawrz 9

That's harsh and bitchy of them, but that's what happens when you hand out your phone number to random douchebags at bars.

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hellokat1 0

Yea Op. You deserve it for expecting to meet quality guys at a bar.

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Stealthed 8

And all they got was her and the friends number.. Clearly they're yet to discover the "Does this cloth smell like chloroform?" line yet. Results guaranteed.

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Black_Letter 19

Way to be original by stealing that line from a movie. Psych

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ariannaimelda 7

Twenty minutes later? Sounds like those two were desperate. Don't feel bad OP, they won't be getting laid anytime soon :)

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gptrash420 0

no, they will be.. but probably by the ugly one.

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at1325 0

it's has been my experience that men would prefer to **** a chick with a face so ugly it looks like a dog that just got out of a fight and smashed it's face in a pile of it's own shit then a bigger girl with a beautiful face. I don't understand it, and it's one of the reasons why I'm such a bitch

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ktateprado 0

^ not all men are like that. So don't blame men for you being a bitch.

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SimpleMinds_fml 7

You can put a bag over her head... I haven't heard of a bag large enough to fit the morbidaly obese women of this great nation.

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kelsey_katie 17

I agree with number 6. But, I'm sorry that that happened to you!

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mine2take 5

You should say, "I am your mother." Whatta dick. -_-

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OoLogicalOo 4

No, she should have replied, "Wait you want to know if I am you mother or your sister".

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Mom jokes were funny in the fourth grade. C'mon.

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OoLogicalOo 4

So, you're admitting they where funny. :D

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Yes, emphasis on were.

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