Anonymous
Prienai, Lithuania
Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
CatLover
Bartow, United States
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
Rob
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Anonymous
Anaheim, United States
Gaming the system
Today, I can admit I was wrong for cheating but my psycho ass ex took her revenge too damn far. Instead of cheating back or going wild with her girlfriends or breaking up with me, she called the authorities on my parents and had them deported. FML
iGotSkill
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
Anonymous
Paging Taylor Swift
Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML
single
Houston, United States
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
NinjaWafflesx
United States
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Notthemaid
United States
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
lostbandana
United States
Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML
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bigwiensch 15
mother lover
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Run and don't look back; that's truly psycho. Lol.
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nishantvas 13
incest much !? :P
rhapsodys 12
That's beyond ridiculous! She must be one heck of a mental chick.
lillyBe4 4
Hahaha that's so hilarious :D
stacey_92 12
wow, thank god she is a ex now, she needs help for that jealousy
Fmlano 16
Can you blame her? Some people are into that! Jk. FYL, OP.
japtap81 16
Well here's the thing OP, do u still live with her? Does she try to wake u up for work but end up falling asleep next to u? Or does she count the minutes that takes u to get home from work and call u to see where ur at?
mattuti 8
So... Did you?
cetlawizard 15
Sounds like an ex of mine who (despite a DNA test proving who my niece's father was out of 3 possible guys my sister had been with..... YEARS before my ex & I even met) swore that my niece was mine & my sisters child.(I can't have kids anyways as I'm sterile)..all because I wouldn't sleep with my ex anymore, so therefore I must have been sleeping with my sister, & then also claimed to be pregnant by me (she couldn't have any more kids after her tubal ligation & a cervical oblation after her then 3 yr old son was born & if she was it was by my younger brother who she'd slept with after I dumped her)...some people just think others will believe anything.
biloxi_girl 22
I just don't understand people like her. How twisted and insecure are you, that you have to accuse your partner of sleeping with a family member? She needs help...and medication.
allliseee 8
is your mom hot?