Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Gaming the system
Today, I can admit I was wrong for cheating but my psycho ass ex took her revenge too damn far. Instead of cheating back or going wild with her girlfriends or breaking up with me, she called the authorities on my parents and had them deported. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
Paging Taylor Swift
Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Bigmouth strikes again
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML
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bigwiensch 15
mother lover
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Run and don't look back; that's truly psycho. Lol.
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Comments (72)
Adhdkid107 9
We of a MILF situation going on here.......with your mom.....
SystemofaBlink41 27
And without the horribly bad grammar...
texashater75 16
Maybe you shouldn't have called your mom a MILF in front of your girlfriend.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Bad!>.< stahp!!!>.
slacker_69 6
it didn't say he called his mom a mild in front of hi girlfriend
spaboolly 26
44- Yes, his mom is most definitely spicy, not mild ;)
zandalee 20
Wow. Get down on your knees right now and thank whatever religion you care to thank! You certainly dodged a bullet there. In fact go out right now and buy a lottery ticket you lucky man. :)
limitedition 25
She's been reading too much Freud.
Tim2415 16
Too funny
limitedition 25
And somebody else has been reading not enough!
KingCeltic77 18
That is a very real possibility if you are living on Mount Olympus.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Freud in the house?:)
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
Bitches be crazy.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Mhmm.... How did this happen exactly?>.
Pstraka6 20
Stay FAR FAR away man
NoDontKillMe 19
^ what does 16 have to do with you?
arsenicalhumor 30
Oh Wow OP! You are right, she is ******* psycho. Why the hell would she even think that?