Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used to propose with a week ago. Her reason? She only said yes because she was worried the real father of the baby wasn't going to stick around. FML
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Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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Top comments
LNK112 5
At least you don't have to stick around with someone as heartless and cruel as her now??
CallmeRyuzaki 0
Dodged a bullet there bro!
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Comments (103)
KaeporaGaebora 4
That's harsh, man. If she couldn't or wouldn't tell you about what happened, then you don't want to be married to someone like that.
perdix 31
She was actually nice in a way. She could have used you as an ATM for 18 years to support some other dude's kid, and she'd probably keep banging other guys as well. And you got the ring back! Some bitches take those as well. So, move on and next time you go shopping for a woman, don't go looking down the **** Aisle. (There are too many clean-up requests on the **** Aisle.)
gc327072 31
And they always forget to put out a wet floor sign! I'm always slippin....
pradip 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
In both the cases she was selfish but chose what's best for her baby.
gc327072 31
Indeed, I have gone there, but don't tell anyone. I try hard to keep a classy reputation about myself.
TheDrifter 24
But Noor, the **** aisle has all the best discounts and the biggest selection of used rides at reasonable prices.
DudeEvil 22
Try hard my ass; don't think we don't see you strutting around sticking your middle finger up at people.
Ray_of_midnight 23
I know a lot of self-described ***** who wouldn't ever dream of doing anything this dishonest. OP's ex-fiancée gives ***** a bad name.
Abdulis2cool 9
12-That person would have to be sinister to do that to a human
klovely22 13
I hate girls like that. Trick guys into being with them. She should have been honest from the beginning. She's a selfish tramp. At least now you can find someone who deserves you, OP.
anedderm 4
Nowhere in ops post does it say he was tricked he could have very well known it wasn't his child and decided to stick around.
pradip 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
"always have a backup before breakup" gone wrong
BubbleGrunge 18
I'm really sorry OP, but things really worked out the best for you! You don't need someone who not only cheats, but uses her unborn child as collateral for the benefit of herself.
Dcm210 19
Move on and don't look back.
unholyhalfbreed 4
At least now your not stuck with a woman who obviously doesnt care about you and if she was that worried the other guy will leave he probably will anyway. ex-2 op+1
BananerzFresh 12
I guess it is better you found out now. :/
Senseless_487 29
Get a paternity test, anyway. I was in an almost identical situation with my ex. She told me the baby wasn't mine, but it turned out not to be true. Now, I have a beautiful 18 month old daughter. The mother and I didn't work things out, obviously, but I couldn't imagine life without my daughter now.
3rdbass 9
You indeed have a beautiful baby, sir.
chellyX92 8
Assuming shes the little girl in your pic, she is beautiful :)
Senseless_487 29
That's her all right. And thank you. Even though that pic is over a year old. You should see her now!
DjeePee 25
Glad you made that comment. The only thing I thought during this FML was: 'How can she possibly know who's the real father?'. Unless she didn't have sex with the OP for a long time, ofcourse.
doglover100 29
#30 your daughter is adorable!!!
MidnightRaven963 21
I am a girl who told my ex fiancé that my baby isn't his. It is, of course, as I have been cheated on, and I wouldn't do that to someone I truly cared for, not to mention that we've been together for 3 years. But my reasoning is this: he told me that he could find better, and that he'd heard rumors of my cheating through family members that I have personally cut off, and that it wasn't his. Mind you, I've held his hand before and after two deployments, spent thousands on homecoming and care packages, and been there when even his family wasn't. So me lying is going to release him, because he doesn't want her, and it will give him a chance to move on without burdens. Just remember that.
c0c0_fml 16
You got the ring back and got rid of her very fast. Be happy !!