Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used to propose with a week ago. Her reason? She only said yes because she was worried the real father of the baby wasn't going to stick around. FML
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Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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Top comments
LNK112 5
At least you don't have to stick around with someone as heartless and cruel as her now??
CallmeRyuzaki 0
Dodged a bullet there bro!
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Comments (103)
Finchsta 1
Ar least she gave you the ring back.
yousuck44 11
Wow that's really ****** up. Op all I can say is that I'm happy that you proposed to that asshat and didn't abandon her like other guys would have but that girl is stupid and karma is going bite her in the ass.
sabrinamarie3 15
Heartless.
nvo 6
Wow. So sorry for you. Count your blessings though that you're not stuck with her for the rest of your life. You'll find somebody who deserves your love and trust.
mercsl65 7
Wow talk about a story to tell your REAL son
redxangel20 6
I am so sorry for you. You will find someone better.
goober426 7
Wow! That's effed up!
bendog13 2
You're free now. She did you a favor by revealing her inner *****. Think of how lucky you are that you got off virtually scott-free and you don't have to spend the next 18 years with that ****.
Ugi 27
That must hurt like anything but in time you will see what a narrow escape you have just had!
fakkumairaifu 14
Lucky you. A cruel, selfish woman is out of your life, and you even got the ring back without a fight!