By leannez - 05/12/2012 05:35 - Canada - Abbotsford

Today, I dutifully attended my husband's local gig at a coffee shop. I thus found out, through song, about my husband's affair, in front of about 100 people. All of whom we both know. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 173
You deserved it 2 088

leannez tells us more.

This is OP. I approached them both long before they made they affair public. (Which they denied) But he literally sang the song to me to make sure I knew. I walked out before it was over.

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Wow. He really did that? Make the bastard sing soprano!

That's pretty low of him to not be man enough to tell you himself, yet write a song about it and tell the rest of the world. Fyl indeed!

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Wow. He really did that? Make the bastard sing soprano!

What a cheating douche bag. Divorce that scumbag. You deserve better OP :)

And talk like Mickey Mouse the rest of his life

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

3, your thread-jacking ass is just as bad.

27 I think if that happened it would be the perfect act of revenge, not to mention hilarious.

I'm pretty sure that castrating someone to make them sing soprano only works before the vocal chords mature. At this point it's too late. (Unless OP is married to a prepubescent boy.)

40- sorry I'm an idiot. I read your comment wrong and I trolled my self I guess.

81- I think I may have just fractured my nose by face palming.

That's pretty low of him to not be man enough to tell you himself, yet write a song about it and tell the rest of the world. Fyl indeed!

Hopefully the coffee was good?

How sure can she be if her evidence is a song? Maybe he made it up for the sake of an intriguing story and lyrics, I know tons of songs where the lyrics aren't truthful. But yeah if he really did, well what a douche!

Well, I'm guessing that she didn't just leave it at that. I'm sure they had a nice loonnngggg talk afterwards where he said something to prove her suspicions to be correct.

Or she was so upset that she posted this fml during the gig x) But yeah that makes more sense

That just simply blows.

your comment blows and you took up one of the good spots OP, if I was you I'd be relieved because life is too short to spend with this douche. Here is to hoping his Mother Fucker is rich.

Your comment blows and you took up one of the good spots. Don't worry FML community, here comes Eelam_Star to the rescue. Dundunnn, shit i got to think of something great. Here I go, the most must see comment ever. Are you ready? I guess not so you will never know, muhahhanuhaha

Your comment was just as bad as his.

You all failed because you all complained. Lets just hope they get boo'd off before they even play next time.

63- I thought it was worse.

Well shit sorry my comment didn't please you...I'll make sure to try harder next time.

That's the trouble with marrying a muso, they have to have something good to write and play about. Suffering makes great art.

Being with other women is incredible suffering. Definitely a good something to write about. These statements are peppered with extreme sarcasm.

He creates his own suffering by making others suffer.

Ouch, Op, my condolences. :( At least he really hung himself out to dry in the process. But still, that's horrible both for him cheating on you and for not telling you Privately to your face. :p

Wow he's an idiot.

I think any smart man would have seen you in the crowd and decided it was best to not sing that song haha. I hate cheaters though so I think it's good that you found out and can address it.

A smart man with some ethics would have wanted OP to know the truth.

A smart man with ethics wouldn't have cheated in the first place.

I wasn't talking about ethics. Smart people can have no ethics.

There's no doubt that OP's husband is a jerk. I was talking about the other men who were singing the song. If you have no ethics, you're imo not a smart man.

I think people can be smart and not have ethics. They're not really connected in some instances

So OP married a cheater and an idiot?

That must have struck a sour note with you.

He won't be very successful or popular then. Nobody likes a cheater. And he's singing about it? I have some rotten tomatoes in my fridge, let's throw them at him!!

What an ass wipe !