Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML
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silky_mitts
| 11
You can tell he's delusional because no one's played World of Warcraft since like 2007
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i_live_to_vault
| 19
Well, did you?
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memed_fml
| 17
that's a first..
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i_live_to_vault
| 19
Well, did you?
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edris_305
| 21
She said he was delusional so ....
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easilyboredone
| 8
Nah, op said semi delusional
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Soninuva
| 41
I'm taking that to mean that she semi-poisoned him.
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jbones24
| 22
Gotta get the most out of that subscription fee!
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firefighter925
| 18
Legitimate accusation.
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pandainspandex
| 19
I'd do it. Don't get between a woman and her WoW!
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hoosiergirl94
| 31
Games these days are getting so competitive
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SneakySlayer
| 15
Is that a problem ?
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Nathan_Henry
| 15
When WoW is life
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tranced_
| 44
Dota > WoW .
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Mynamewontfi
| 40
#20 The games aren't even comparable.
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RichardCherry32
| 9
#20, You can't compare two completely different games. I personally don't like DOTA. The only MOBA game I like is Smite, but I don't shit on others because they like a specific game. It's like people comparing CSGO, Call Of Duty and Battlefield. CSGO is a very tactical, very team based, slow action game. Battlefield has huge open maps with vehicles, and focuses on vehicle and long range combat. Call of Duty is all small maps with a bunch of players, and the point of it is just to run everywhere and shoot people, and it's focus is really just being fast paced. You can't compare games from completely separate worlds.
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BrandonJ07
| 8
Long live Warcraft!
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hellnosucka
| 27
why does he have to be poisoned in order for you to play wow? can't you both just play without any poison in either of you?
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nemisis11
| 12
Nah. She plays a rogue, it became habit to put poison on the (butter) knife before activity.
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silky_mitts
| 11
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Its_Sinon
| 15
I have no idea why this made me laugh so hard
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hamburgerjung
| 23
Except a couple million people that are still playing but alright...
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darkaxx
| 9
The numbers of wow are like half of what they use to be and the game went to shit, people who play now are mostly the ones paying with the in game currency.
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Zarcissa
| 34
I have played since 2008, and pay my game time with my credit card. I'm quite hyped about Legion.
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samwilliams800
| 28
It's still going strong considering it's a subscription game. I still play myself and am looking forward to the new expansion.
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ManicGypsy
| 22
#42, I don't know if I'm more excited about demon hunters or gnome hunters, lol. :D
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autismom1999
| 8
well the servers are all full so. .......
yeah they are
yeah they are
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Warmonger_Smurf
| 29
I'm sure you weren't going to poison him. You just wanted to knock him out so you could get in a few house of play time.
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brenton490
| 19
They give out houses now for playing ? Suddenly I need to play again.
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aeryn97
| 17
For the Horde!
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Seabass_Chan
| 33
Maybe you should consider bringing him to the psychiatric ward of the hospital, OP. I understand you wanting to care for him at home but if he's mentally ill he may need more help than you can provide.
...Unless you meant sick in the physical sense. But if he's delusional from it you may still want to speak to a doctor.
...Unless you meant sick in the physical sense. But if he's delusional from it you may still want to speak to a doctor.
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MamaChey
| 22
Perhaps u should pick another major #10...I do believe that she was being facetious with her comment...
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individual00
| 14
It's very common for infections to cause delerium. Also, strong painkillers can have similar effects. Nothing OP said would make me think her boyfriend is mentally ill.
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R2Y2
| 22
Sure as fuck sounds mentally ill to me >_>
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melody309
| 35
No, I agree with #10. If he's not on any medications that might cause delirium, or if he's usually delusional regardless of this illness, I'd take him to get checked out. I did an internship in a psychiatric unit last summer and this guy sounds a lot like some patients with schizophrenia that we saw. It's common for people with psychosis to be paranoid enough to accuse others (even people they trust) of poisoning their food or otherwise trying to hurt them. They're called delusions of persecution.
OP, you know your boyfriend better than any of us, so you would know if this is something to worry about. Just please don't take this lightly. I hope he feels better soon.
OP, you know your boyfriend better than any of us, so you would know if this is something to worry about. Just please don't take this lightly. I hope he feels better soon.
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Seabass_Chan
| 33
To be perfectly honest, FML simply doesn't give you enough space for details like that. The boyfriend being "sick" could be taken a number of ways.
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Lalala579121
| 27
She should definitely get him committed.
Then she can play WoW all she wants, and doesn't have to poison him anymore.
Then she can play WoW all she wants, and doesn't have to poison him anymore.
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Rababco
| 29
I thought sick meant physically ill but "semi-delusional" makes me think he might be mentally ill as well. Being physically ill would explain why he would think she poisoned him. I also thought he might be delusional from being sick, like from a high fever. It could be a bad reaction to medicine he's taking because of his medicine. If this is been happening for a while then OP should probably get him some help.