Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used to propose with a week ago. Her reason? She only said yes because she was worried the real father of the baby wasn't going to stick around. FML
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Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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Top comments
LNK112 5
At least you don't have to stick around with someone as heartless and cruel as her now??
CallmeRyuzaki 0
Dodged a bullet there bro!
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Comments (103)
lulzcoaster 3
u better get one last ******* from her and blow it into her eyes and then leave her ass
User57777 13
You*
scottysnuts 2
Teach her how to skateboard down the stairs on the way out the door
My3sons 3
Baby Daddy should get a heads up and you move on from this woman.
E_pic94 3
Shady shit
travtxson 5
I swear cheaters are just multiplying... i dnt get why even be in a relationship if you don't wanna be with that one person :-/
BadGuy_Ogg 4
Oh shit! That's a low blow but on the bright side, you just dodged a bullet
goose12321 11
So just trying to work out a timeline here, did she get pregnant to someone else while going out with you and you still proposed? Or did she get knocked up with someone else, briefly break up and hook up with you, you propose, and then she gets back with the other dude?
DuRpY 5
I move that the OPs of these kind of FMLs should be able to post the subjects' names and photos, thereby allowing us to compile a universal list of douchebags and bitches of the utmost degree, so that the entire world can take part in treating them the way they deserve. At the very least, they'll be world renowned for being capable of stooping so low to commit such despicable acts. I just now thought up this idea on the spot, so it may be rough around the edges, so feel free to amend as seen fit.
TergesteCity 12
dodged a bullet?
combatbunny 9
Thank your lucky stars. This is the best thing that happened to you, bro.