Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used to propose with a week ago. Her reason? She only said yes because she was worried the real father of the baby wasn't going to stick around. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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LNK112 5
At least you don't have to stick around with someone as heartless and cruel as her now??
CallmeRyuzaki 0
Dodged a bullet there bro!
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Comments (103)
88vivera 9
I feel for u
Domino3k 8
That's so messed up .... Smh
fml0505 22
Ahhh man.. that's rough. Just be thankful you're not having a kid with that cum dumpster.
Iniezian 18
How exactly does she know who the real father is? If she and you both slept together at around the same time?
CrazyLaughs4Me 17
Be glad dude. You got rid of that *****. When baby daddy go bye-bye she'll be lonely.
Unlucky1232 20
damn. what a bitch. dodged a bullet there man
Unlucky1232 20
I'd get a paternity test. I know what she said but that won't stop her from potentially trying to bring u to court for child support.
withered 30
I clicked FYL but it's actually an YDI. Imagine if she never did that and you'd be stuck with that bitch. You deserve better.