Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used to propose with a week ago. Her reason? She only said yes because she was worried the real father of the baby wasn't going to stick around. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
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Top comments
LNK112 5
At least you don't have to stick around with someone as heartless and cruel as her now??
CallmeRyuzaki 0
Dodged a bullet there bro!
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Comments (103)
rosesong2494 3
This is one of those things I call a blessing in disguise. It's absolutely horrible what she did and I'm so sorry that she's a trashy enough person to even consider doing what she did to you. But, the bright side is that now, you're not blinded by her love anymore! Now you're able to see what she really is and will be able to move on and find someone who's truly worthy of your awesomeness! I wish you the best OP.
Osito2011 9
I know the feeling op, I was in the same situation. It is best to move on and forget that stupid b!?
ben10jammin 3
Your free no baby!!!! Ur on the lucky side
NaebIsak 3
That's mean! :/ at least you would've stick up for her, you're a good person!
dan_in_wi 12
*****!
rott3n 6
You dodged a bullet there.
aztecwarrior1983 1
Makes sense. What did you expect.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Sounds like you dodged a major bullet there.
Namenlos_fml 20
At least you got the ring back. I recall a few FML posts where that didn't happen.
kayaker83 4
At least you didn't marry her and THEN find out it's not yours right? There's an upside to this.