I'm sure she did. Calm down, OP he was just saying hello.

I was really hoping this story would end differently

I guess she really loves doggy style.

17, I'm sure there were a lot of us wishing the same thing. Because I like kinky stories like this. Awh yea.

Looks like he's a... *chocolate lab*

oh curious doggy. at least it wasn't happy to see you if you know what I mean ;)

kinky!

Mustve been a smelly situation.

if you weren't wet last night, I bet you are now

y

are you sure it was the dog?

and now you're daring the dog?

three sum?

replace nose with penis

How bout a threesome?

I guess you learned the true meaning of doggy style!

Was the dog male or female?

aww! he thought you were a puppy!!! :D

at least it was just his ass haha.

the dog just wanted to know if she wiped or not... i dont see wat the big deal is

He couldn't find the tail.

At least it was only the nose, haha!

Stupid Brown-Nosing mutt

Did you at least reciprocate in kind? Don't be rude.

Wow...nice rack 242. ;)

^^ Win

for reals! it could have been something else, now that would make this a really bad Fml.

**********, ftw.

giggity

I've heard of ass to mouth, but nose to mouth is a new one....

wouldn't it be ass to nose? lol

152- i believe u meant nose to ass not nose to mouth... good try tho... lol

lmao.

Nose job???

true that ass rape win for the dog

think of this, at least it wasn't a soggy banana?

or his red rocket

I looked at the replies just to see if someone corrected it. go u :)

lol@loony's pic and no one commenting about it

wrong

So you mean you wanna stick your nose in her ass? Gross.

I believe that is called "Tossing a salad".

I believe that is called "Tossing a salad".

Not really. "tossing the salad" is if the dog actually licked her ass. She was probably just giving off pheromones and he came over to investigate.

Ain't that a bitch...

223- I see what you did there you sneaky bastard..

makes two of us :DDD

HEY GET OUT OF HERE I'm territorial, too.

At least he didn't stick anything else in there... Count yourself lucky!

He was probably just looking for some chocolate. You know how much dogs love chocolate.

Rofl x)

Wordplay is stupid when you mess it up, eh.

hmmm Maybe the dog got up earlier and she had worms??? it works

It works. It also works as the early nose gets the bird in this case.

**********. Ok this FML could create some graphic images though .

yeah I know someone who puts peanut butter on her down stairs area n gets her dog to lick it clean puke much

haha if her bf dumps her she always has his dog as option 2

the dog was getting ready to give her a rim job

lol.. win!^^

aww man you beat me to the doggy style joke

It's simple to teach them. Pain will be their master. They cross a line they weren't supposed to, KICK HIM

29, I hope your parents kicked you as a child.

Feeding the troll?

31- Go look up "joke" in the dictionary.

telling people you were a trollmakes you an awful troll

thank you, 31! that's exactly what 29 deserves!

Well Gentleman Shark the world does lack the sense of humour. If I make a joke I get haters simply because of misunderstood humour. That's what trolls are. I don't point that out I simply experience the backlash because they choose to interpret it in such a negative way

I shall kill an old lady and fluffy poodle every-time you comment on an FML