Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML
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MilanKing
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you're lucky it was only his nose.
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Fish_999
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haha u enjoyed it really!
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Fish_999
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haha u enjoyed it really!
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RainbowHeadache
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I'm sure she did.
Calm down, OP he was just saying hello.
Calm down, OP he was just saying hello.
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duodecillian
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I was really hoping this story would end differently
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cfalen
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I guess she really loves doggy style.
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ImThePope
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17, I'm sure there were a lot of us wishing the same thing. Because I like kinky stories like this. Awh yea.
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DboyCorleone
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Looks like he's a... *chocolate lab*
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Keffin
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oh curious doggy. at least it wasn't happy to see you if you know what I mean ;)
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slantyshanty
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kinky!
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Ryan0510
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Mustve been a smelly situation.
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AlwaySunny
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if you weren't wet last night, I bet you are now
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HugeRedRash
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y
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imacreeper
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are you sure it was the dog?
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GODs_uncle
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and now you're daring the dog?
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EastonxStealth
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three sum?
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SeaMen
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replace nose with penis
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MeowingKat
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How bout a threesome?
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purplecowchik
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I guess you learned the true meaning of doggy style!
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FuniiBunii
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Was the dog male or female?
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zimandme123
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aww! he thought you were a puppy!!! :D
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stro88
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at least it was just his ass haha.
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8rabido8
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the dog just wanted to know if she wiped or not... i dont see wat the big deal is
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TheFuckerofShit
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He couldn't find the tail.
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Jaimegirl
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At least it was only the nose, haha!
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CanWeMicrowaveIt
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Stupid Brown-Nosing mutt
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MrSarcasm
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Did you at least reciprocate in kind? Don't be rude.
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leogzz
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Wow...nice rack 242. ;)
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MilanKing
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you're lucky it was only his nose.
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iBanana
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^^ Win
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ryukensfj
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for reals! it could have been something else, now that would make this a really bad Fml.
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ihasbrains
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Bestiality, ftw.
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leader0011
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giggity
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ImaWiseGuy
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I've heard of ass to mouth, but nose to mouth is a new one....
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PassTheDutch
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wouldn't it be ass to nose? lol
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Ike1600
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152- i believe u meant nose to ass not nose to mouth... good try tho... lol
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Ashlyn601
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lmao.
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v1kt4r
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Nose job???
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daaron
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true that ass rape win for the dog
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LoonyKev
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I wish I was ur dog :-)
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fluffyrocka
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think of this, at least it wasn't a soggy banana?
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spicyasscakes
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or his red rocket
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H3ALTHFR3AK
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I looked at the replies just to see if someone corrected it. go u :)
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solidus106
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[email protected]'s pic and no one commenting about it
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ttubear
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wrong
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RaineLee
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So you mean you wanna stick your nose in her ass? Gross.
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EmoGiana
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I believe that is called "Tossing a salad".
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EmoGiana
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I believe that is called "Tossing a salad".
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kingtz
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Not really. "tossing the salad" is if the dog actually licked her ass. She was probably just giving off pheromones and he came over to investigate.
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alexg823
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Ain't that a bitch...
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BlackOpsPWNR
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223- I see what you did there you sneaky bastard..
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abcd4242
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makes two of us :DDD
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CommonSenseKarma
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HEY GET OUT OF HERE
I'm territorial, too.
I'm territorial, too.
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jshsmith1995
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He was only greeting you I hope you sniffed his butt in return.
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Bandz_fml
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At least he didn't stick anything else in there... Count yourself lucky!
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Sightless92
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He was probably just looking for some chocolate. You know how much dogs love chocolate.
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lolboy300
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Rofl x)
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abluekiwi
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The early worm gets the bird... Or the nose i guess.
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abluekiwi
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Wordplay is stupid when you mess it up, eh.
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travisrocker
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hmmm Maybe the dog got up earlier and she had worms??? it works
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TheDrifter
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It works. It also works as the early nose gets the bird in this case.
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waveman56
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well some people really enjoy that kind of stuff
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DarthVader007
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Bestiality. Ok this FML could create some graphic images though .
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mrd10
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yeah I know someone who puts peanut butter on her down stairs area n gets her dog to lick it clean puke much
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mintcar
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Aw, the dog likes you.
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Mr_Darkside
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haha if her bf dumps her she always has his dog as option 2
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iLazy
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So is that a new sex position for oral? Or in this case, nasal?
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mfmylifesrsly
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the dog was getting ready to give her a rim job
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Troll_Doll
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Gives a new meaning to doggy-style.
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bikramkohli
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lol.. win!^^
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timetoshare
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aww man you beat me to the doggy style joke
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EffinToofer
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That's disgusting. I love animals but I wish they would learn to understand boundaries.
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iLazy
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It's simple to teach them. Pain will be their master. They cross a line they weren't supposed to, KICK HIM
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kingtz
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29, I hope your parents kicked you as a child.
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iLazy
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Feeding the troll?
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CitrusGirl
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31- Go look up "joke" in the dictionary.
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tpuff
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barrelroll1472
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telling people you were a trollmakes you an awful troll
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DreaminOfMusic
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thank you, 31! that's exactly what 29 deserves!
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iLazy
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Well Gentleman Shark the world does lack the sense of humour. If I make a joke I get haters simply because of misunderstood humour. That's what trolls are. I don't point that out I simply experience the backlash because they choose to interpret it in such a negative way
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hughsmith
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I shall kill an old lady and fluffy poodle every-time you comment on an FML