FML : Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the...

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Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Puppy Loverr / Thursday 25 August 2011 07:12 / Australia

Intimacy

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By savy7093 | 9

#3178092 - Thursday 25 August 2011 18:59

Threesome?

By TransitionCovert | 6

#3178093 - Thursday 25 August 2011 18:59

Doggystyle?

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By savy7093 | 9

#3178092 - Thursday 25 August 2011 18:59

Threesome?

olpally | 32

#3178156 - Thursday 25 August 2011 19:04

Just no....

Jimster1712 | 0

#3178158 - Thursday 25 August 2011 19:04

Threesome with doggystyle.

loserman67 | 35

#3178207 - Thursday 25 August 2011 19:09

well the dog will never complain about "doggie style"

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3178231 - Thursday 25 August 2011 19:11

that bitch stole your man!

Socalledproblem | 5

#3178484 - Thursday 25 August 2011 20:19

Literally, lmao.

redtigerlily | 5

#3178537 - Thursday 25 August 2011 20:37

Yeah that 'joke' is wearing thin.

LaughinStock | 16

#3178545 - Thursday 25 August 2011 20:38

I like 17's comment so 46 we're going with the idea that the dog is female :)

MareNostrum | 0

#3178673 - Thursday 25 August 2011 21:24

Vagblocked by a dog. You can scratch that off of your bucket list, OP.

xoconnie | 8

#3178711 - Thursday 25 August 2011 21:37

hmm that stinks. ur dog must be more attractive than u :X

NTimmy | 2

#3178849 - Thursday 25 August 2011 22:16

Wouldn't u hav locked the door?

JweezyBreezy | 5

#3178948 - Thursday 25 August 2011 22:44

When I first read this, I thought it said: "I was getting bit by an inmate"

Finn_the_human | 5

#3179281 - Friday 26 August 2011 0:36

Someones being greedy. Dogs need loving too.

monkeys1315 | 0

#3180838 - Friday 26 August 2011 4:36

Don't worry my boyfriend would probably do the same thing

MyScrewedUpLifeS | 0

#3180957 - Friday 26 August 2011 5:08

this is why cats and dogs don't get along.

seldom66 | 16

#3180997 - Friday 26 August 2011 5:18

59 I believe the correct term is "twatswat"

rein | 8

#3181274 - Friday 26 August 2011 6:29

puppy > pussy. hahaaha.

SarahLouC | 7

#3187813 - Saturday 27 August 2011 9:07

my ex used to do this all the time hence why he is now my ex....!

By TransitionCovert | 6

#3178093 - Thursday 25 August 2011 18:59

Doggystyle?

SirObvious | 1

#3179102 - Thursday 25 August 2011 23:40

Mans best friend.

TheFakeFamilyGuy | 9

#3179136 - Thursday 25 August 2011 23:47

You aren't either.

futtbuck101 | 1

#3179901 - Friday 26 August 2011 1:46

Whatta cockblocker.

lorenzoman77 | 7

#3181089 - Friday 26 August 2011 5:40

Aww I love puppies op!

By Beebow_fml | 5

#3178095 - Thursday 25 August 2011 18:59

No threesome jokes please

Tennispro349 | 2

#3178265 - Thursday 25 August 2011 19:16

Threesome. 'nuff said.

BOOSCAREDU | 0

#3178442 - Thursday 25 August 2011 20:04

Okay okay what about a dogsome?

Okay I'll leave now....

imustbeinsane | 2

#3179192 - Friday 26 August 2011 0:08

Pussy > Puppy

TUHTLES | 8

#3179221 - Friday 26 August 2011 0:23

Too late.

shadowboy08 | 0

#3190910 - Saturday 27 August 2011 21:09

How bout a doggy-style three way?

dmw25 | 0

#3206359 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:36

This kids a virgin

By 12dcevin | 5

#3178099 - Thursday 25 August 2011 18:59

Lol I would of done the same thing if I was your boyfriend

MagicallyFat | 12

#3178399 - Thursday 25 August 2011 19:47

Yeah puppies are fun

ThatOneCanadian | 0

#3178487 - Thursday 25 August 2011 20:20

yeah, he just wanted to spend time with his other bitch.

beebeeL | 1

#3178508 - Thursday 25 August 2011 20:26

#40 = hilarious.

IndigoAcrylic | 9

#3178675 - Thursday 25 August 2011 21:25

Ofcourse #40 is hilarious! He is Canadian! ;D

bizarre_ftw | 21

#3178932 - Thursday 25 August 2011 22:38

4 - you would OF done the same thing?! How freaking old are you?!!!!!! It's would Have!!! Also known as would've, which may Sound like "would of" but anyone with the ability to form an English sentence should be able to realize it's not

bizarre_ftw | 21

#3178961 - Thursday 25 August 2011 22:47

60 - ..... *starts to say something*- >< true.
That's what Canadians are best at, that and maple syrup, health care, and in some parts an odd version of French. Oh, and they're great to make fun of ^_^

Docbee | 11

#3179178 - Thursday 25 August 2011 23:57

-79 Just stop. You're embarassing yourself and your country.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3179200 - Friday 26 August 2011 0:02

Bizarre, shut the hell up. Other nationalities have different ways of saying words, would have, or would of are a perfect example. Don't think your way of saying something is the only way to say it.