FML : Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this...

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 9 May 2011 04:37 / United States

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By starwind3438 | 9

#2481707 - Monday 9 May 2011 12:02

Wow, what an ungrateful bitch.

By Blueglasscup | 18

#2481755 - Monday 9 May 2011 12:07

Ouch. Marry him and then you can scream "WELL YOU'RE MY MOTHER IN-LAW NOW BITCH"... Actually don't do that.

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By starwind3438 | 9

#2481707 - Monday 9 May 2011 12:02

Wow, what an ungrateful bitch.

LoveCali | 0

#2481835 - Monday 9 May 2011 12:18

Agreed.

H3ALTHFR3AK | 0

#2481844 - Monday 9 May 2011 12:19

my answer for everything (as a Russian male) is, "beat her"

kingtz | 6

#2481873 - Monday 9 May 2011 12:26

Such a bitch. Would it kill her to say a simple "thank you"?

ILikeBigBoobs | 2

#2482142 - Monday 9 May 2011 13:36

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

kcluna | 6

#2482235 - Monday 9 May 2011 14:12

Poison the chocolate next time, sweetie!!

Jaimegirl | 7

#2482393 - Monday 9 May 2011 15:20

Agreed! You should have yanked the chocolate out of her hand and ran away! Haha

Creamysweeps | 5

#2482534 - Monday 9 May 2011 16:06

HAHAHAH 65

imacreeper | 3

#2482892 - Monday 9 May 2011 17:13

if thats her way of saying "I love you" then id hate to witness her way of saying "I hate you"

elite_stoner | 0

#2484477 - Monday 9 May 2011 21:41

agreeing with 49

RawrBunneh | 0

#2485927 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 1:15

66, how are your implants ?(;

spelly2650 | 0

#2486405 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 2:39

couldn't agree more!

rarr | 0

#2486518 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 2:59

That Clearly isnt actually her unless shes desprate for attention on the internet...

Gamzee_fml | 0

#2487095 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 4:40

Winning!

Jimster1712 | 0

#2488425 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 11:19

wow surgical implants much????

lunaXXdennice | 0

#2491544 - Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:14

I'd say 'bitch give me the chocolate u ain't keeping anything!' and give her a fake sweet smile and walk away

SunDropGirl | 0

#2496149 - Thursday 12 May 2011 2:01

1- my thoughts exactly!

lilmisslovely13 | 15

#2508398 - Saturday 14 May 2011 15:01

65- that would have been hilarious!!!!!!

LexxyLiime | 0

#2573816 - Friday 27 May 2011 15:51

154 is fuhaaaaakkkkkeeee ^.^

By LoonyKev | 0

#2481725 - Monday 9 May 2011 12:04

lol she's just playing wit u !! mind games yeah

fluffyrocka | 0

#2481743 - Monday 9 May 2011 12:06

In other words, she's mind f***Ing the shit out of you right now

KaanTech | 0

#2482032 - Monday 9 May 2011 13:12

not at all dude, more like fuck off little girl but i will keep chocklates as a trophy

KaanTech | 0

#2482046 - Monday 9 May 2011 13:15

*chocolate

fucking anti-flood protection

YOUNGMONEY4E | 0

#2487451 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 5:46

ur really stupid getta life u dickk

EvelynnG | 0

#3208488 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 2:37

140- maybe it's because your ugly that you're a being a b*tch, but just because he said that doesn't mean he's a dick. Kthanksbye.

Ultimate_Batman | 28

#6721993 - Tuesday 13 December 2016 2:23

That's a lot of downvotes

By Troll_Doll | 0

#2481745 - Monday 9 May 2011 12:06

Sounds like she'd be a Monster-In-Law.

hihi1212 | 1

#2482278 - Monday 9 May 2011 14:28

she is probably right tho....she osprobably just putting out...

hihi1212 | 1

#2482290 - Monday 9 May 2011 14:29

is probably**

DeLpHe3zY | 7

#2501478 - Friday 13 May 2011 7:38

Dude.. No lol.. just no

By abluekiwi | 0

#2481753 - Monday 9 May 2011 12:07

Marry the shit out of him.

cptmorgan15 | 2

#2482168 - Monday 9 May 2011 13:43

Then fuck the shit outta him on their kitchen table.

aeshleyrose | 6

#2482739 - Monday 9 May 2011 16:43

5 & 45 You're both geniuses. Extra points if she miscarries/comes on Mommy Dearest's spot at the table.

aardvarkish | 15

#2483838 - Monday 9 May 2011 19:09

not even worth it

snade | 0

#2486712 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:39

ORLY

cupcakeslayer | 0

#2489046 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 17:05

I was thinking that every time you see her in public from now on scream "go away your not my mommy!" and run off.

might be a little embarrassing for the op though.

ssuaxman | 0

#2494372 - Wednesday 11 May 2011 19:05

yes!

aimbug | 42

#6429419 - Thursday 8 October 2015 3:06

What the actual fuck? Extra points if she miscarries?

By Blueglasscup | 18

#2481755 - Monday 9 May 2011 12:07

Ouch. Marry him and then you can scream "WELL YOU'RE MY MOTHER IN-LAW NOW BITCH"... Actually don't do that.

nissanman_fml | 16

#2482847 - Monday 9 May 2011 17:07

37 - That's what he just said.

netherflame | 0

#2482876 - Monday 9 May 2011 17:12

No, he said shit. One does not simply marry the poop out of people into church, you know.

By Bekll | 29

#2481757 - Monday 9 May 2011 12:07

What'd you do for your OWN mother though?

WompWompWomp123 | 7

#2483023 - Monday 9 May 2011 17:48

sweetie pie, honey bunch -- that's not the point of this FML, mmk?

Melania890 | 9

#2484501 - Monday 9 May 2011 21:47

Her mom might be dead. But the point of the FML is that her boyfriends mom was a bitch.

Haydenob | 0

#2484682 - Monday 9 May 2011 22:33

she doesn't have a mother you jack ass hole

EnterNameHere001 | 5

#2487521 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 6:05

How the fuck should you know, shit for brains?

Bekll | 29

#2487577 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 6:15

if OP went through that much trouble just for her boyfriend's mother, then it's natural to wonder what she did for her own if anything at all. For that matter, did the son himself? You can't ignore your own mother on Mother's Day.

aimbug | 42

#6429422 - Thursday 8 October 2015 3:08

Maybe Op is a very kind person and did the same for both her mother and her boyfriend's mother.

By rockefoe | 6

#2481776 - Monday 9 May 2011 12:08

Bitch. It's a celebration of MOTHERS. doesn't have to be YOUR mother.

EffinToofer | 3

#2481808 - Monday 9 May 2011 12:12

Right! Just never get her a Mother's Day gift again, and if she ever asks why, say " You aren't my mother, and never will be. I'll keep your son, though!"