That's plain odd and unfortunate. I wonder what gave the doggo the idea to bite you?

Certified therapy dogs or owners that put a jacket on their dog that they bought on amazon?

Well, they say dogs can feel what you are feeling. He was trying to put you down to ease the stress pain. "Shhhh human, everything will be alright"

Maybe you're the cause of stress cause you're so cool?

So the dog was actually giving you stress instead of relieving it?

Oh the irony...

The dog sensed you didn’t have enough stress, so giving you a case of cynophobia makes you more normal.

Are you sure they're not the "send you to therapy" dogs?

Mission accomplished! The dogs helped stress people out.