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Today, my school brought in therapy dogs to help with stress. I was attacked by one of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 19 July 2017 07:00 / United States - Coplay

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By Heteroscodra | 8

#7498450 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 01:06

Certified therapy dogs or owners that put a jacket on their dog that they bought on amazon?

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7498453 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 01:07

Well, they say dogs can feel what you are feeling. He was trying to put you down to ease the stress pain. "Shhhh human, everything will be alright"

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By GhostFox | 33

#7497158 - Tuesday 18 July 2017 06:19

That's plain odd and unfortunate. I wonder what gave the doggo the idea to bite you?

By Heteroscodra | 8

#7498450 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 01:06

Certified therapy dogs or owners that put a jacket on their dog that they bought on amazon?

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7498453 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 01:07

Well, they say dogs can feel what you are feeling. He was trying to put you down to ease the stress pain. "Shhhh human, everything will be alright"

By dope_mcfly | 24

#7498471 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 01:19

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KingKralj | 31

#7499079 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 08:55

Nice b8 m8

By LeoCor | 18

#7498495 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 01:43

Maybe you're the cause of stress cause you're so cool?

By user53658 | 8

#7498524 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 02:14

So the dog was actually giving you stress instead of relieving it?

By Glowworm56 | 21

#7498667 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 03:57

Oh the irony...

By RichardPencil | 22

#7498715 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 04:24

The dog sensed you didn’t have enough stress, so giving you a case of cynophobia makes you more normal.

By ironsidewolf | 5

#7498905 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 06:52

Are you sure they're not the "send you to therapy" dogs?

By arioch_fml | 16

#7498923 - Wednesday 19 July 2017 07:08

Mission accomplished! The dogs helped stress people out.

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