Dey tuk yer job!

20, love the south park reference :D

Durk de Dur!

10 minutes is actually a lot... if I'm late to class 1 minute I get in trouble.. and that's in school... in a job I suppose more than 2 would be bad >.>

yeah why were you late?

And I thought they had pounds in london not the dollars

Oof. That's heavy stuff, man.

ydi for using fake money

83 win

YDI for not using the US Dollar

don't be tardy for the party. I was the first to say that this time! I think.

95 in case you didn't notice China's economy is actually far worse than the US's and Russia is probably doing just to spite us: "Stupid Americans, think they have it so hard"

99 Do your research first. Sure the US GDP is higher than Chinas, but have you checked the balance of payments (BoP)? It shows that China is doing good whilst USA is way down on the minus side. Just saying.

^^ agreed! also 99, in case you haven't noticed, china has double the population than US! I give them prop for doing so well and some more! Whilst US is in debt to China in the trillion!

$13.050826460886 trillion, to be exact. XD

First day at a new job, get up REAL early and Show Up On Time. Everybody knows that. Except you. Except now you know it too. Sorry you had to learn it the hard way. Seriously, most jobs have an orientation session to start with. If you're late, you keep the entire orientation session waiting. And if there's no orientation session, then your boss was probably waiting to greet you at the door and show you your job, and you kept your boss waiting. Dumb move.

99- Is it just me or is that an sxephil reference I smell?

lies 114 by the time you posted that I guarantee that it went up by atleast a couple million.

lol I got it, XD

When going to a new job always show up early its a good image and shows u want to work

I feel like you should be extra early on the first day, and 10 min is really late...

Rule #2 when starting a new job: Suck off your boss to get a promotion.

Rule #2.1 when starting a new job: if your boss is female, eat pussy in order to get promotion.

NO. NO. NO. NOOOO. NAOOOOO. Doortje, who corrupted you? WHO?! Now I have to either pay them for services rendered or kill them and hope nobody snitches on me to the cops. Goddamn.

It was me! I corrupted Doortje! Now I shall disappear into the night, leaving no trace...

It was GotALife, please kill her, I promise I won't say a word! Lots of love and kisses and hot sex.

Hot sex? Where?

The hot sex was here. But you were 10 minutes late.

tygerarmy win

Due to GotALife no longer being here, I can only assume the deed is done and they've got a life no more.

I love Russian u

uh, that's not even alot of money. that's $28,800 a year (before taxes)

Now now, no need to be rude

lol funny!

That was clever... wait, no it wasn't.