Animals: Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started...

By woof? - 19/04/2015 17:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

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xluciferx666 21

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

Well maybe you should start barking and see if she tells the neighbors dog to shut up

sorryheadphones 26

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Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

She must be barking mad to think that

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Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

She must be barking mad to think that

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 20 April 2015 1:39

I guess your day has gone to the dogs.

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Monday 20 April 2015 3:30

These were some bad puns.

Teyros 24

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Monday 20 April 2015 4:48

Seeing as we're making bad puns we can say her laughter was born in the dog house

Jason89 14

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Monday 20 April 2015 6:19

afterwards she is gonna HOWL from this

xluciferx666 21

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

Well maybe you should start barking and see if she tells the neighbors dog to shut up

Stephencharis 14

Wednesday 21 October 2015 8:02

that will make a good experiment....

sterling1113 15

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

Sounds like she made you.. barking-mad. Sorry I'll see myself out now

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Monday 20 April 2015 0:23

Number one beat you to it. That's ruff.

sterling1113 15

Monday 20 April 2015 7:02

Noticed it too late. :( and I'm out of puns, dog-gonnit.

Tarlachia 33

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Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

"I'm not a barking rat, mom!"

201chasew 22

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Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

Do you have a hyena laugh?

DanCastellaneta 17

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Monday 20 April 2015 0:09

I can't even...

MelTheGreat 23

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Monday 20 April 2015 5:48

Try

Mauskau 35

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Monday 20 April 2015 12:37

So you can only odd?

NickEd 11

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Monday 20 April 2015 0:09

They say laughter is the best medicine. Unless your laughter sounds like a chihuahua barking.

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Monday 20 April 2015 0:10

I'm sorry, OP!

davidpropert 32

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Monday 20 April 2015 1:22

Cool

abNormal62 23

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Monday 20 April 2015 0:15

Did you leave the room with your tail between your legs?

skye147 20

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Monday 20 April 2015 0:22

That sucks.aybe you should start laughing all creepy-like, then she defiantly won't mistake you for a tiny dog

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