Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
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jbuckets_404 38

If you don't continually act as pack leader, then another dog will take that "spot" from you ie, "survival of the fittest" per a pack's social order. The smaller the dog, the bigger the chip on its shoulder....

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maikeru1979 23

those little suckers can be viscous. I've owned 2 over the last 12 and a half years. My newest is a 1 year old Chihuahua. Got her in Feb a month after losing my Min-Pin-Chihuahua cross after 12 years

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RichardPencil 30

Be glad you didn't have a Weiner dog. Ouch!

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maikeru1979 23

those little suckers can be viscous. I've owned 2 over the last 12 and a half years. My newest is a 1 year old Chihuahua. Got her in Feb a month after losing my Min-Pin-Chihuahua cross after 12 years

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RichardPencil 30

I think you mean vicious. Viscous means thick like molasses.

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RJR 5

That breed are all demons from hell. You deserved it.

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Zoey775 16

They are very loving dogs.

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jbuckets_404 38

If you don't continually act as pack leader, then another dog will take that "spot" from you ie, "survival of the fittest" per a pack's social order. The smaller the dog, the bigger the chip on its shoulder....

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wellthatsunfortunate 10

Time to train that dog! Cause of you don't do it now after you've been attacked, you deserve it even more! Every dog, also the small ones, needs to be trained!

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TooTall0231 9

As soon as they bite you, when it's not playing, smack that ************ on the head and they'll think twice.

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Kourtney Ryan 6

you’re the one that decided to have a chihuahua 😂

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