Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
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Kovu_fml
| 16
Teachers only seem to notice obnoxious bitches anyway
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RebekahBrooke
| 9
I've had that. Is he/she really old?
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RebekahBrooke
| 9
I've had that. Is he/she really old?
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
this is never a win-win situation. either you're always fooling around in class and you get a phone call home or you're always quiet and you get a phone call home.
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
Well since going to class and not being noticed gets a call home, maybe if he doesn't show up the teacher will think OP is there. This is, of course going on 1's theory that there's a really old teacher.
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nalia18
| 8
Or you could yell at the top of your lungs each day "IM OVER HEERRREE" then just bust-a-move... Or try wearing fancy cloths to school... Or just say hi to her in class...
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fatgirllovesfml
| 0
I'll never forget the H.S. history teacher who, during a class charades competition, gave me "the Eightfold Path and Four Noble Truths of Buddhism."
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belkinbra
| 12
Noone cares fatgirl. What you said is so irrelevent to everything.
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mcintosh123
| 15
Something similar happened to me but only because there was 3 Aaron in my class :P
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rawrkittyrawr
| 6
When do ninjas take English class?
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osiris39p
| 3
I've had this except the teacher ignores everything cept me talking to my friend
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stevieb123
| 7
Hey how old r u
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osiris39p
| 3
43 I smell a creeper
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HideouslyHuman
| 10
18,that's very irellavent to the FML,but I'm curious as to how it was acted out.
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FML102938
| 8
It would be impossible to ignore you cuz you're so frickin beautiful
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hatersgunnahat
| 0
1 it said "she never noticed me"
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cj7jeep
| 1
Maybe we should try not sitting in the back of the room like a bum, and contribute
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
This might be weird but whatever lol so anyways 1 ur pretty hot :p
There said and done ^_^
There said and done ^_^
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ripgeorgecarl1n
| 7
Detention for cutting? Your school sucks.
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guckylynn
| 19
97, skipping school is technically illegal... So detention for cutting class makes sense.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
97- Why wouldn't you get detention for cutting...
In this instance, OP had supposedly cut class more than just once or twice. If that were true some schools would even go as far as to suspend for the repeat offenses.
In this instance, OP had supposedly cut class more than just once or twice. If that were true some schools would even go as far as to suspend for the repeat offenses.
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jizzwold
| 21
"You don't go to class enough so as punishment you can't come to class"
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muggle_born
| 6
lol ya I had this one class with like 6 Ashleys in it and two of them were Ashley Johnsons
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AnonymousTroll
| 2
Show the office proof you were there, like notes you took or something
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ZeDolphinator
| 7
There are two people with my name in my Spanish class, and I was counted absent one day because I answered for other!my-name-girl when she was absent... /sigh
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Kovu_fml
| 16
Teachers only seem to notice obnoxious bitches anyway
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m0tl3ycru3
| 0
Time to pull out the hat with the orange flag mounted on it.
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osiris39p
| 3
don't forget the sparklers and firecrackers!!!!
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fml8396
| 0
Lol Oh wow!
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gTOtheT
| 7
Yeah they always notice the loud bad ones never the good quiet ones like me!!!
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bustakrys
| 0
Great teacher!
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m0tl3ycru3
| 0
Don't go to that shit if you were really there.
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Arivien
| 3
Even if OP does go, they'll just get more detention because they didn't notice her in those detentions. OP, maybe you should participate more in class?
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Streeet_hayley
| 6
Does she not take attendance?
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exleonhart
| 0
Bueller... Bueller... Bueller...
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iFizzgig
| 11
Dammit...you beat me to it
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nalia18
| 8
Everyday you see her yell "YOU B*TCH IM OVER HERE" ... that might get her attention... Or get u a DE-tention
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
Is ur pic of Justin bieber or what??
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
Is ur pic of Justin bieber or what??
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baconstrips
| 12
Yeahhh haha :) .. No
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FrostHeart
| 36
Is Justin bieber afraid to say shit or what?
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glitterme
| 5
She probably still won't notice and will probably get a month of detention cuz you will be cutting class ad detention well from her poin of view
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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I wasn't trying to be mean or sarcastic I was serious ._.
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ugottaluvme
| 0
I dont get it? Whats De-tention supposed to mean?
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gunmania0
| 12
6 swapped attention to detention. Its not a really hard concept.
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AlexanderSilver
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122- 104's location is America, you've gotta give him some handicaps here.
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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124- ur location is also in America so aren't u also insulting urself?
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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124- ur location is also in America so aren't u also insulting urself?
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satph
| 12
62- i'm totally craving your name!
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Xxak907xX
| 0
That's happened to me on more than one occasion.
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pretty_coin
| 11
How'd you get powers of invisibility?? I want that skill!
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TheBlackCops
| 0
Now you know you can skip class...
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beachbabe830
| 0
that happens to me all the time but 14 days? Nice!
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tub944
| 0
That's a hippo
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PeteyPablo12308
| 20
It sure is!
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dennis96411
| 12
Maybe tell them to ask your classmates around? That is, if they even noticed you.