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Well since going to class and not being noticed gets a call home, maybe if he doesn't show up the teacher will think OP is there. This is, of course going on 1's theory that there's a really old teacher.
Or you could yell at the top of your lungs each day "IM OVER HEERRREE" then just bust-a-move... Or try wearing fancy cloths to school... Or just say hi to her in class...
I'll never forget the H.S. history teacher who, during a class charades competition, gave me "the Eightfold Path and Four Noble Truths of Buddhism."
Noone cares fatgirl. What you said is so irrelevent to everything.
Something similar happened to me but only because there was 3 Aaron in my class :P
When do ninjas take English class?
18,that's very irellavent to the FML,but I'm curious as to how it was acted out.
It would be impossible to ignore you cuz you're so frickin beautiful
1 it said "she never noticed me"
Detention for cutting? Your school sucks.
97- Why wouldn't you get detention for cutting... In this instance, OP had supposedly cut class more than just once or twice. If that were true some schools would even go as far as to suspend for the repeat offenses.
"You don't go to class enough so as punishment you can't come to class"
Show the office proof you were there, like notes you took or something
There are two people with my name in my Spanish class, and I was counted absent one day because I answered for other!my-name-girl when she was absent... /sigh
Teachers only seem to notice obnoxious bitches anyway
Even if OP does go, they'll just get more detention because they didn't notice her in those detentions. OP, maybe you should participate more in class?
Bueller... Bueller... Bueller...
Everyday you see her yell "YOU B*TCH IM OVER HERE" ... that might get her attention... Or get u a DE-tention
Yeahhh haha :) .. No
Is Justin bieber afraid to say shit or what?
She probably still won't notice and will probably get a month of detention cuz you will be cutting class ad detention well from her poin of view
122- 104's location is America, you've gotta give him some handicaps here.
62- i'm totally craving your name!
That's happened to me on more than one occasion.
How'd you get powers of invisibility?? I want that skill!
Now you know you can skip class...
That's a hippo
It sure is!
Maybe tell them to ask your classmates around? That is, if they even noticed you.
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Teachers only seem to notice obnoxious bitches anyway
I've had that. Is he/she really old?