Find a large rock and crawl under it until you can think of a legitimate health concern to explain it all. If not possible, just remember eye contact never solved anything.

What I can't get over is that after seeing the site OP's mum still chose to have a 30 min conversation.

Yeah, why would she stay and talk for 30 minutes!? That is legit my worst nightmare (other than dying in a fiery plane crash, being stabbed to death while sleeping, getting butt raped, etc.) I can't even imagine how awkward that is for you. One time I closed a tab with **** on it but didn't close the browser..my dad got on it and used the browser..seeing in the 'recently closed' tab was 'pornhub'....I almost died.

You think that's bad 41 I once walked into the living room wearing my boxer shorts. My dad noticed the stain that was still on em

CTRL + SHIFT + P

How can OP forget a **** site was on? Homepage?

Nah... My mom would have flip shit if I watched ****.... Edit... If she KNEW I watched ****.

Plus serving is not necessarily a sign of national policy support.

Damn it! Don't you hate when you accidentally thumb a comment up?

Damnit I thumbs downed 16.............psych

That is not a logical option.

God dammit 16. I think reading your comment caused me to do exactly that.

Here's a tip, don't give tips

Here's a tip, don't play leap frog with a unicorn.

49 I love that heart, looks really good on you.

GTFO the internet

Here's a tip. Watch **** like every other person with Internet.

#79 Pssh, I have internet but I don't watch ****... anymore... I gave it up when I started getting the real deal ;)

you're crazy, porns awesome.

52; you sir, are a creep.

#89 I'm surprised you EVER 'get the real deal'

You Awesome

Hear hear! Lol

Bro that's the greatest idea EVER. *thumbs up*

you'll start watching it too eventually. Id share my stash with you but it's too fetishy

Sad :(

4-you're very unfortunate looking

Porn has nothing to do with coming out of the closet. Not unless OP was on a gay **** website

Is this comment how you came out of the "bitch" closet… ^thats a good example

Maybe if it was a pic of you

Was that how you were trying to be funny?

You are quit ugly

Like really?!? You don't say.

church

Lmfao.

she was probably just suggesting a better **** site...

Must... resist.... grammar nazi. *too Shit.

like i care how i spell haha

Fucking pandas and their reckless disregard for grammar! >:(

Joeee u should probably start caring

Lol dude

Good comment. Really insightful and gave me a deeper thinking into the FML..

taught me the goddamned meaning of life.

Take it easy, she's a blonde

Who are you!?

or he should at least lock his door haha

Maybe OP wasn't finished yet.

Maybe he hadn't started.

Or open up a word document and start typing "The effect of repeated pornographic imagery on heart rate: an investigation into the desensitization of the sympathetic nervous system" and then put your student number in the corner. Someone's thesis just got fun!