By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
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arcticdoctorwho 0

That sure would make a mother uncomfortable.

Damn it! Don't you hate when you accidentally thumb a comment up?


arcticdoctorwho 0

That sure would make a mother uncomfortable.

Find a large rock and crawl under it until you can think of a legitimate health concern to explain it all. If not possible, just remember eye contact never solved anything.

What I can't get over is that after seeing the site OP's mum still chose to have a 30 min conversation.

SimpleMinds_fml 7

Yeah, why would she stay and talk for 30 minutes!? That is legit my worst nightmare (other than dying in a fiery plane crash, being stabbed to death while sleeping, getting butt raped, etc.) I can't even imagine how awkward that is for you. One time I closed a tab with **** on it but didn't close the dad got on it and used the browser..seeing in the 'recently closed' tab was 'pornhub'....I almost died.

You think that's bad 41 I once walked into the living room wearing my boxer shorts. My dad noticed the stain that was still on em

SystemofaBlink41 27

How can OP forget a **** site was on? Homepage?

KittyJay 3

Nah... My mom would have flip shit if I watched ****.... Edit... If she KNEW I watched ****.

Plus serving is not necessarily a sign of national policy support.

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Damn it! Don't you hate when you accidentally thumb a comment up?

Damnit I thumbs downed 16.............psych

God dammit 16. I think reading your comment caused me to do exactly that.

hotPinklipstick 24

Here's a tip, don't play leap frog with a unicorn.

rexgar2000 10

49 I love that heart, looks really good on you.

Here's a tip. Watch **** like every other person with Internet.

#79 Pssh, I have internet but I don't watch ****... anymore... I gave it up when I started getting the real deal ;)

TheCurlyTheory 0

#89 I'm surprised you EVER 'get the real deal'

Bro that's the greatest idea EVER. *thumbs up*

you'll start watching it too eventually. Id share my stash with you but it's too fetishy

ryukk_fml 3

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kcircuses2 4

4-you're very unfortunate looking

Lily_lops95 0

Porn has nothing to do with coming out of the closet. Not unless OP was on a gay **** website

Is this comment how you came out of the "bitch" closet… ^thats a good example

KTC30 0

Was that how you were trying to be funny?

joee182 3

were your pants at your ankles to?lol

Must... resist.... grammar nazi. *too Shit.

joee182 3
leadman1989 15

Fucking pandas and their reckless disregard for grammar! >:(

laurbear12 3

Joeee u should probably start caring

SimpleMinds_fml 7

Good comment. Really insightful and gave me a deeper thinking into the FML..

BeastNerd 3

taught me the goddamned meaning of life.

Bossman11 6

Moron... Always close ur **** after masturbating.

joee182 3

or he should at least lock his door haha

ducttapewallet 7

Or open up a word document and start typing "The effect of repeated pornographic imagery on heart rate: an investigation into the desensitization of the sympathetic nervous system" and then put your student number in the corner. Someone's thesis just got fun!

ahahahahahahaha!!!! that's all I gotta say. :]