Today, one of my teachers yelled at me for being two minutes late to class. He was so concerned with my punishment that he didn't notice the four other people that walked in after me. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, my professor let a guy into my philosophy class 30 minutes late because his excuse was, "Time is just an illusion." This is the same professor that kicked me out of the classroom for being 2 minutes late. FML
Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I’m sure those four are grateful that you “took one for the team.” You’re the real MVP!
exileonmainst 16
That reminds me, I need to listen to more Lily Allen. It’s not fair and I think you’re really mean..
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RichardPencil 32
I’m sure those four are grateful that you “took one for the team.” You’re the real MVP!
exileonmainst 16
That reminds me, I need to listen to more Lily Allen. It’s not fair and I think you’re really mean..
Lobby_Bee 18
No, wasn't concerned about the punishment, you are just not liked by the teacher and you just gave a excuse to go crazy on you.
tonyfan00 38
That line of people outside the classroom was waiting for a distraction...seems you were the distraction!
Friesian 7
Not fair, agreed, but if you don’t like it than don’t be late.
OnReceivingEnd 18
If a fisherman goes fishing, does he try to catch ALL the fish in the lake, or the one who just happens to get hooked?