By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 06:42 - Canada - Regina

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 491
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At least he is consistent!

Redoxx_fml 22

Did his get lost in the mail?

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At least he is consistent!

Ah, older brothers.

when you say gullible real slow it sounds like "orange"

Ooooooohhhh when do they come? I can't wait for mine!

gjikvtj 18

duude

gjikvtj 18

do you not understand

1dvs_bstd 41

don't forget the balls too, you should be getting balls. idiot

People just can't take sarcasm on this site

After you rub and tug them for a while of course. But like a previous poster said, don't forget the balls.

Waiting for my "Dick in a Box".

Wow, your sarcasm detectors are just on today. Someone better give you guys a fuckin detective title soon

llamaslikesoda 21

rekt

some older brother, pretty clever actually

jad0016 12

It'd be funny if he went a little further and actually ordered one off a website (a toy of course) XD but serious don't do it you'll screw up her innocent mind

Redoxx_fml 22

Did his get lost in the mail?

incoherentrmblr 21

Depends on who delivers it. USPS, UPS, FedEx, or DHL.

He got Fed-Up instead.

In canada all those companies are good. Over here say canada post, more than likely lost it lol

ninad7 12

did they ever come??

Detachable penis?

Loool. That song is terrible.

A strap-on perhaps?

and you believe this?..... education has fiailed again

Yes, it certainly has 'fiailed' again..

1dvs_bstd 41

lol that sweet irony.

yes, clearly it has "fiailed"

10 - um, it seems as though the sister (and op when she was her sisters age) is very young. we ALL had to be told (or overhear/see for our selves) what gender has what parts when we were within the first few years of our life, just like at somepoint someone had to have shown you how to wipe your own ass. so the sister may not be dumb if shes a todler, who are very impressionable and would believe these things. if the sister was like 8, then yes she failed.

#51 it's fiailed.

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Show it anyway

Harry Potter reference. 'You're a wizard, Harry' - you get a Hogwarts letter in the mail. Bad joke, #13, bad joke.

Well, you're a hairy wizard.