Ah, older brothers.

when you say gullible real slow it sounds like "orange"

dude

mmmyes?

duude

do you not understand

don't forget the balls too, you should be getting balls. idiot

People just can't take sarcasm on this site

After you rub and tug them for a while of course. But like a previous poster said, don't forget the balls.

Waiting for my "Dick in a Box".

Wow, your sarcasm detectors are just on today. Someone better give you guys a ****** detective title soon

rekt

It'd be funny if he went a little further and actually ordered one off a website (a toy of course) XD but serious don't do it you'll screw up her innocent mind

Depends on who delivers it. USPS, UPS, FedEx, or DHL.

He got Fed-Up instead.

In canada all those companies are good. Over here say canada post, more than likely lost it lol

Loool. That song is terrible.

A strap-on perhaps?

Perhaps not.

Yes, it certainly has 'fiailed' again..

I believe you!

lol that sweet irony.

yes, clearly it has "fiailed"

10 - um, it seems as though the sister (and op when she was her sisters age) is very young. we ALL had to be told (or overhear/see for our selves) what gender has what parts when we were within the first few years of our life, just like at somepoint someone had to have shown you how to wipe your own ass. so the sister may not be dumb if shes a todler, who are very impressionable and would believe these things. if the sister was like 8, then yes she failed.

#51 it's fiailed.

What?

Harry Potter reference. 'You're a wizard, Harry' - you get a Hogwarts letter in the mail. Bad joke, #13, bad joke.

I'm so sorry.

Well, you're a hairy wizard.

i laughed