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Same thing different taste
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This is why we need better sex education not just "abstinence only"
You can't get pregnant your first time, in a hot tub , if you pull out , or if you wear a condom for the first half.
Imagine how many half-chick-half-dudes would be walking around if her brother ruled the world.
#28, You're 26 and you believe that?
#33 I'm pretty sure he was joking. The extra serious people strike once again..
It's actually possible to be WORSE than abstinence only. I discovered this. A free period/ovulation tracker has taught me more about my period than the sex ed class ever did. Example "you ovulate a few days before your period, don't have sex then and you WON'T get pregnant"
And #33 wins the prize. If only comments could articulate sapping sarcasm properly! # 37 thanks for explaining.
#47 it is possible to get pregnant when you aren't ovulating, if you have sex 2-3 days before you start ovulating you can still get pregnant (less of a chance but you can) couldn't tell if you were kidding, just wanted to make sure you know :)
Oh I know. But I'm dead serious, the teacher said as long as you didn't have sex the few days before your period (what they claimed was ovulation) you would have no chance of getting pregnant. ._. And then I get the tracker app only to discover it's actually midway through your cycle, and that ovulation is just when you have the HIGHEST CHANCE of getting pregnant, not the only time it can happen. The also said your period only came a certain week every month. *sighs* They sucked. So badly. The also said the only "symptoms" of PMS were cramps. :|
And an idiot
Classic case of cause and effect
Or lack of...
Which half is the chick
Hopefully the top
What if it's split from head to toe? In that case, is it the left half or the right?
Left. Because science.
What if it's split horizontally sideways? In that case, is it the front or the back?
Just let him think that, it'll probably keep him abstinent or at least encourage him to use a condom.
Hopefully abstinent, or at least not reproduce. I'm hoping he's really young - preteen at least so he can learn about sex since sex ed hasn't helped him yet.
Strange...
Let's hope he was trying to trick his friend into believing it. Then he's just an asshole, not lacking in common sense.
So then using condoms must turn your genitals into latex instead?
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This is why we need better sex education not just "abstinence only"
So... Your brother is a virgin then.