Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
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Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I overheard my brother telling his friend that having sex with a girl who's on the pill gives the guy female hormones and "turns you into like, half-chick, half-dude." He was serious. How am I related to this moron? FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
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grossn 12
At least he is consistent!
Redoxx_fml 22
Did his get lost in the mail?
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Comments (100)
xzanex 22
Your older brother seems like a dick
kandy3612 17
I know brothers can be assholes sometimes…but this is extreme…that's kinda sad…
crushcrusher 33
your bro's funny. wow
buckdharma 38
Yes Sally, my penis actually came today, but the package was so large it was hard for him to fit it in my box. It seemed like it took forever to arrive, and I was left with a huge deposit.
bookie1981 7
Why is your brother talking about strap-ins with his sisters?
worldclassrager 41
I can see him ordering her a ***** so he can speak the truth
viibhutiix 7
Hahahha that's funny
todlich 4
That's funny
Saraishi 25
2-0 for big bro.
ChakatBlackstar 29
Well...technically speaking...that not impossible.
emily4040 18
I'm pretty sure you can't order a penis online and get it delivered to your house...
gracehi 33
Not a REAL penis, anyway.
WinterBlue42 22
That depends. . Not a HUMAN one but. . Thanks to 'delicacies' in many countries, you can in fact. . Technically order a penis online. . O-O