Pranks and Love: Gotcha!

Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

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You deserved it 1 112

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By Fun but pointless date - 28/08/2023 20:00

Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML

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You deserved it 110

By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered "Fuck it" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 302

You deserved it 3 999

By lovelychris - 16/12/2012 19:15 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 388

You deserved it 3 352

Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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You deserved it 10 450

You tried

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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You deserved it 3 258

Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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You deserved it 7 618

By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 431

You deserved it 3 115

By jquaw - 28/09/2014 17:12 - Canada - Brockville

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

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You deserved it 6 176

By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 347

You deserved it 5 976

By lonely - 04/04/2011 10:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 559

dudeutookhrs 24

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:11

Why go down the street when you can go down the hall? I'm just kidding, but that's disappointing.

DMDiaz 15

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:15

Hope you two talked about ways to get him back over dinner.

Comments

WeddedConch 5

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:09

incest is wincest

obvious_lee 9

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:24

People really need to stop making this comment on these type of FMLs. It's predictable, not clever, and annoying.

SixthSinEnvy 39

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:34

But only if your last name is Lannister or Targaryen.

memestasquaper 10

Sunday 3 July 2016 19:59

You from alabama or some shit?

MrConfusion 21

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:09

Too bad you're from Massachusetts, I can't make any Southerner jokes. :(

CaptainSmith28 19

Sunday 3 July 2016 1:38

Good, no one wanted you to.

toolazytotype99 18

Sunday 3 July 2016 2:39

**** you ******* Yankee. Sick and damn tired of the Southern jokes, holy shit. Guess ******* what. It's over dumb ass. Grow the **** up

toolazytotype99 18

Sunday 3 July 2016 4:10

Screw you dumb ass Yankee. Let go of the whole southern stupidity and incest shit. It's old as seriously as dumb as could. So shut up and keep scrolling lib

dudeutookhrs 24

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:11

Why go down the street when you can go down the hall? I'm just kidding, but that's disappointing.

DMDiaz 15

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:15

Hope you two talked about ways to get him back over dinner.

aGMAELSTR0M 10

Sunday 3 July 2016 0:32

Truthfully, this was a good prank. No one was hurt or offended, and from an outsiders view, it's somewhat funny. But now it's your turn, OP. Go get 'em!