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Miss Tempe, United States It's complicated

anon 20 June 2014, 05:06 Kennett, United States

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

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apparentlybutch 5 September 2014, 21:11 Fort Wayne, United States

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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