Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I overheard my brother telling his friend that having sex with a girl who's on the pill gives the guy female hormones and "turns you into like, half-chick, half-dude." He was serious. How am I related to this moron? FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
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grossn 12
At least he is consistent!
Redoxx_fml 22
Did his get lost in the mail?
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Comments (100)
Mynamewontfi 40
I wish it was that easy to get a dick if you're missing one.
shaww 28
Or a pair of balls
cumberbunny 17
Your profile picture looks a bit like Phil Lester :D
Enslaved 38
Hmmm-- Most girls might find they can get as many dicks as they would like. ;)
Mynamewontfi 40
#41 I had no idea who he was, so I looked him up. I can see the resemblance a little bit, especially the hair (it looks like we use the same kind of mop as hair :p)
cumberbunny 17
#73 *gasps* You...didn't know...who Phil is?
JayD12 3
Are you missing one?
Mynamewontfi 40
#99 Yep.
kelsorg 21
love how easy it is to convince children of anything. that's cute. f her life though.
ninad7 12
do they have customizable sizes???
andy594328 17
I'm still waiting for mine :-(
emily4040 18
The fact you're a guy...
kurodansei 16
Maybe he's gay. Now it all makes sense again.
thesmeagol 22
Its a dick in a box. Just hope timberlake delivers it for you.
iSativa 24
My sisters did the same thing to my except they convinced me that my penis would shrink into a ******. I told everyone in Denny's about it. Hilarious really.
arrow007archer 19
what a dick move... i had to
thesmeagol 22
pretty BALLSy on his part
kdgsmiley 23
I dunno, it didn't exactly seem *hard* to do...
underthesea12 24
a detachable penis.... nice
Jacei3eleren 2
thats not 100% false. all males start as females in the womb...then their genitals drop and they grow their penis
xSkittle 16
Yea.. But this one is already born
thatADHDdude 21
That's also why men have nipples
invadermaythe1st 35
****** is sent, adressed to her*