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By DarrenP - 03/08/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
Today, I got a burn on my foot from a Pot Noodle I didn't even want. FML
Of course you didn’t want it — you’re eating it wrong! Pro tip: try eating a noodle with your mouth, not your foot. You’ll enjoy it more that way.
I think you may have upset it, and it lashed out at you.