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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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About that...

By Gay younger brother - 30/06/2018 01:30

Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML

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Fancy seeing you here!

By tryingnottocare - 06/08/2009 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML

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By ash - 13/06/2011 03:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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You deserved it 24 145

Keep it in the family

By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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Supportive

By bopbop - 20/05/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML

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You deserved it 4 371

Mixed signals

By max - 07/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML

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SilverBallet 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 13:21

I have a twin brother. I used to get a little upset because whenever I found something I was good at, he'd decide to give it a shot, and without even trying, he'd turn out to be better than me after taking have the time to learn the skill. The inferiority complex didn't form until three boyfriends (in a row) came out of the closet immediately after dating me. All three of them said the same thing. "I guess I was just more interested in your brother..." My brother's not gay.

young_wing 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 4:09

he banged that bitches brother.

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HanisMan01 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 16:37

BURN!!!!!nah seriously thats horrible lol

young_wing 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 4:09

he banged that bitches brother.

maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 12:47

OMG! That is messed up...

saraitkddh 47

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:38

agree

mnkit 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 4:37

omg!! that happened to me too! fckn son of a btch

Freaky_Darlings 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:14

Mm, love your boyfriend for that 8D Does suck though <:3

hayleyblack2u71 21

Wednesday 7 January 2015 2:25

#21 I'm sure OP's little bro thinks that too.

tincan 0

Monday 16 March 2009 10:27

xDD That's so... awesome.

Interactive 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:31

Is he a top or bottom? Lol

poptastic 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:17

Thats hot xD

jewjewbee 6

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:47

oh gd, that's like my worst nightmare

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 27 March 2009 21:13

Is it weird that I find that oddly bad ass? I would hate it if it happened to me though.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML

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Today, while I was mid-act with my girlfriend, my mom unlocked my bedroom door and came in shaking maracas. She then handed them to my very shocked girlfriend and told her these were the "Busted maracas" and directed her to pass them along accordingly. Well, at least our first time was memorable… FML

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Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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Today, I picked up my first ever brand new car. Top of the line, beautiful, can't be happier. However, trying to insure it, the company has taken my money, but not completed the deal, and therefore I'm not insured. Their customer service knows this in an online fault and I have to wait for them to refund. FML

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Today, my FWB and I were on a road trip. His dumbass got us pulled over by the cops, and he decided it was the perfect moment to start fingering me. Worse yet, I got off in between visits from the cop. He took his license and ticket with his fingering hand. FML

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Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me. She said it was the only way she could force herself to have sex with me. FML

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Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML

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Today, my boyfriend is pissed at me for giving everyone food poisoning right before the holiday and ruining the weekend. He’s the one that forced and berated me into using the nasty expired ingredients in his mom’s kitchen, even though I knew better. FML

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