Kids: Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister...

By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 06:42 - Canada - Regina

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

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By mydaughterisdisturbed - 12/08/2013 00:58 - United States - Huntingburg

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

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They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2014 20:43 - United States - Tempe

Today, I overheard my brother telling his friend that having sex with a girl who's on the pill gives the guy female hormones and "turns you into like, half-chick, half-dude." He was serious. How am I related to this moron? FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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The big reveal

By joe - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

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Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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grossn 12

Saturday 14 June 2014 17:52

At least he is consistent!

Redoxx_fml 22

Saturday 14 June 2014 17:54

Did his get lost in the mail?

Comments

Jpsk 1

Sunday 15 June 2014 3:42

Nice, you must be from martensville.

flame5768 14

Sunday 15 June 2014 5:18

IRONY! OH MY GOD IT BURNS!

awkward_gothlady 32

Sunday 15 June 2014 4:32

So a person's sex is determined by who gets a penis in the mail. And here I thought it had to do with chromosomes...silly me.

KatyLarae 13

Sunday 15 June 2014 6:22

That's actually pretty impressive...

Nish007 15

Sunday 15 June 2014 8:04

he should be a salesman lol

myeviltwin 20

Sunday 15 June 2014 9:09

Sorry but, you and your sister are really stu............... gullible.

plunkit 6

Sunday 15 June 2014 11:23

When I was a kid I was told that doctors held newborns upside down and spanked their bottoms so the dicks would fall off the dumb ones.

rinamei 12

Tuesday 17 June 2014 2:20

Did he ever get the mail?

AceofNothing 7

Tuesday 17 June 2014 17:20

ahhh! older siblings, can't live without them..

beezgobzz 8

Wednesday 18 June 2014 4:33

Your brother is going places.

maximus1459 2

Wednesday 18 June 2014 6:58

You have a weird family lol. I never talk to my sister about my dick

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