By madamefuxalittle - United States - Stratford
Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML
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By  cailey1234567890  |  24

Thats gotta hurt.
But you know
It happens to the best of us


Ive always typed like that.
Its a different thought, so its a different line.
Thats how they teach it in school.
Just apply it to my typing on my phone.
And heres to even more down votes because i was honest again.


But in all seriousness, i dont type the way you just were.
Im not an idiot.
I finish my sentences, and even my words before i go to a new line.
But thank you everyone for judging the way i type when it had nothing to do with what i said.

  onealmxwilson  |  18

I don't know where you go to school where they teach you to do that but I can assure you it's wrong. When you end one thought and go to another, all you need is a period, a space, and a capital letter. The only time you do the next line down thing is if you're writing dialogue for a story and someone else starts talking. Or if you're writing an essay and are going to a new paragraph, but that doesn't apply here either.

  taywuzhere  |  11

Honestly, if you have a problem with her way of typing, or her education, you need to get over it. It's none of your business and she can space out her lines anyways she wants to. End of story.

  Animekid126  |  13

It's "none of our business". We're allowed to reply to someone aren't we? Following along with your thought, why should we give our opinions on Fmls? I mean.. it is none of our business!


You are just a friggin asshole. You are the only idiot in this conversation. Now get the fuck out of this site because obviously kindness and understanding as well as empathy are not your strongest suits.

  teentee401  |  36

Um, where have you been? Lots of old people (even ladies) think they can say whatever they want cause they're old. I have come across plenty of rude old ladies.

  Respect101  |  17

*Austin Powers Goldmember, Fat Bastard during purple nurple from Austin*
"Oooooo, my titties!" Oh and btw, Michael Myers plays Dr. Evil, Austin Powers, and Fat Bastard! I've known that, but I like to spread the word around.